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Most Emailed Photos - 03/28/2004

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Having been lost in the jungle as an infant, I was raised by a troupe of primates. Fortunately, my abnormally large amount of body hair allowed me to blend into their society. For a while at least.

As I neared adulthood, the older males grew angry at my superior intellect and tried to chase me off. In a clever ploy to cement my status with the group, I offered the dominant silverback male a treat: a tasty jungle-rat

However, I had filled up the rat's cavities with tranqualizers. The silverback passed out, giving me the chance to call some poachers, who hauled him off to a zoo in Mexico!

Now all the sexy monkie bitches in the tribe are mine for the taking!!!
OOHHOOAAAAOOOAAHHHHH(thumps_chest)

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The challenge was to take the top 3 most emailed photos on yahoo and create a hopefully amusing story about the sequence. I reserve the right to refuse a disturbing picture, this includes any pictures of celine dion.

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<Lauren> guy, not even if you were the ONLY male in the troup....
<guyPaulo> But Lauren, just look at the grey/silver hair on my back!!! It proves that I'm a suitable mate and capable of providing you and Kumiho with the best bananas in the forest.....(sniff)
<Kumiho> only bananas? I'm a high maintance monky, love.
<mypalmike> Kind of scary.

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