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Most Emailed Photos - 01/26/2004 by obtuse
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Mankind has become saturated with envy, lust, and greed.

In our sloth, we have committed hideous atrocities against nature, and have become prideful of our ability to create.

With great apprehension, the Vatican unleashes its final measure against the downfall of civilization.

Reverend Freaknasty, go forth and GET FUNKY!

BOOYAH!

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Description

The challenge was to take the top 3 most emailed photos on yahoo and create a hopefully amusing story about the sequence. I reserve the right to refuse a disturbing picture, this includes any pictures of celine dion.

Please feel free to add alternative captions if you can or comments if you can't.

All rights to the photos belong to the companies in brackets beneath them. All text, concepts and layout is copyright Mort 2003-2007.


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<guyPaulo> good one!
<Lauren> Excellent!!!
<3Suns> That last caption is classic. Well done.
<obtuse> A well placed 'booyah' never fails to amuse.
<mypalmike> "Go forth and get funky!" Priceless!
<apple juice is a verb> 
<ElvisThePelvis> Get on your good foot...

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