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Most Emailed Photos - 12/11/2003

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For the holidays, you simply must try my mother's famous algae jello pie. It can be eaten plain or topped with an elk cookie.

The secret ingredient is powdered tiger penis from Aisa. Gives it a kick, don't you think?

Don't even THINK about stealing the recipe! I have it locked down safe as safe can be on my fixed IP, none-patched, no-firewall WIN98 server with Kazaa! Hah! Hack that!

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The challenge was to take the top 3 most emailed photos on yahoo and create a hopefully amusing story about the sequence. I reserve the right to refuse a disturbing picture, this includes any pictures of celine dion.

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<Lauren> Algae jello pie
Has long been a favorite
at my house for the holidays, but we never would have thought to add the powdered tiger penis.
Hah, no haiku today!
<guyPaulo> BEGUN THIS COLD WAR HAS! Or maybe not...
<Axolotl> Green algae pie
Jelly goodness in my mouth
Lump in gut next day
<guyPaulo> And just wait til you see your poop! You'll think you're crapping pureed leprechauns.
<Lauren> Your humor my dear
Is quite scatological
You must be a Brit.
Sorry, I couldn't resist. teehee
<guyPaulo> Alas, I'm no Brit,
But live in Alabama.
Home of the red-neck.
Curses! You've caused me to fall off the haiku wagon!
<Lauren> The first one is free
After that, it will cost you
So says the dealer.

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