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Most Emailed Photos - 11/28/2004 by Mort
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Scientists at Little Sausage University --using monkeys as test subjects-- have proven that drinking coke causes shrinkage of the manhood.

While most women tell their loved ones that size does not matter...

no lady really wants to lie down with a 'little man'.
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The challenge was to take the top 3 most emailed photos on yahoo and create a hopefully amusing story about the sequence. I reserve the right to refuse a disturbing picture, this includes any pictures of celine dion.

Please feel free to add alternative captions if you can or comments if you can't.

All rights to the photos belong to the companies in brackets beneath them. All text, concepts and layout is copyright Mort 2003-2007.


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