[Most Emailed Photos] [Most Fortunate Fortune]

Most Emailed Photos - 07/15/2003 by Mort
<--  First Choose an alternative caption: <   Last   -->-->

Every year Bob tried his best to get onto his college's synchronized swimming team, but every year he was turned down. It was always the same biased excuses that kept him off the team:
'Your back is too hairy', they explained one year.
'You have a ying yang', the next.
'Your bottom is not pert enough', in his final year.

Although discouraged he searched for a way to put out the sexist fire that raged within the swim bitches closed minds.

On his way back from another pointless swim team tryout Bob was distracted by a poster of Seigfried and Roy.

His love for synchronized swimming was soon overpowered for his new obsession to frolic with big gay cats.
(AFP)
(Reuters)
(Reuters)
Description

The challenge was to take the top 3 most emailed photos on yahoo and create a hopefully amusing story about the sequence. I reserve the right to refuse a disturbing picture, this includes any pictures of celine dion.

Please feel free to add alternative captions if you can or comments if you can't.

All rights to the photos belong to the companies in brackets beneath them. All text, concepts and layout is copyright Mort 2003-2007.


History

These 5 things happened most recently.
Mr. NonameLurker15:05:46drooled over #54
Mr. NonameLurker08:23:46drooled over #666
Mr. NonameLurker13:52:24drooled over #76
Mr. NonameLurker08:51:51drooled over #102
Mr. NonameLurker09:22:14drooled over #555


Current Users

There have been 103 users in the last 10 minutes.
Mr. NonameLurker12:22:35Caption #583
Mr. NonameLurker12:22:34Caption #520
Mr. NonameLurker12:22:33Caption #483
Mr. NonameLurker12:22:32Caption #222
Mr. NonameLurker12:22:31Caption #658
Mr. NonameLurker12:22:30Caption #525
Mr. NonameLurker12:22:29Caption #549
Mr. NonameLurker12:22:28Caption #700
Mr. NonameLurker12:22:27Caption #669
Mr. NonameLurker12:22:26Caption #590
Mr. NonameLurker12:22:25Caption #-19
Mr. NonameLurker12:22:24Caption #523
Mr. NonameLurker12:22:23Caption #388
Mr. NonameLurker12:22:16Caption #779
Mr. NonameLurker12:22:15Caption #398
Mr. NonameLurker12:22:14Caption #339
Mr. NonameLurker12:22:13Caption #448
Mr. NonameLurker12:22:12Caption #384
Mr. NonameLurker12:22:11Caption #291
Mr. NonameLurker12:22:10Caption #399
Mr. NonameLurker12:22:09Caption #299
Mr. NonameLurker12:22:08Caption #-28
Mr. NonameLurker12:22:07Caption #600
Mr. NonameLurker12:22:06Caption #124
Mr. NonameLurker12:22:05Caption #602
Mr. NonameLurker12:22:04Caption #145
Mr. NonameLurker12:22:03Caption #907
Mr. NonameLurker12:22:02Caption #218
Mr. NonameLurker12:22:01Caption #326
Mr. NonameLurker12:22:00Caption #286
Mr. NonameLurker12:21:59Caption #907
Mr. NonameLurker12:21:58Caption #631
Mr. NonameLurker12:21:57Caption #581
Mr. NonameLurker12:21:56Caption #681
Mr. NonameLurker12:21:55Caption #126
Mr. NonameLurker12:21:54Caption #844
Mr. NonameLurker12:21:53Caption #69
Mr. NonameLurker12:21:52Caption #327
Mr. NonameLurker12:21:49Caption #726
Mr. NonameLurker12:21:47Caption #434
Mr. NonameLurker12:21:45Caption #730
Mr. NonameLurker12:21:43Caption #388
Mr. NonameLurker12:21:41Caption #78
Mr. NonameLurker12:21:36Caption #104
Mr. NonameLurker12:21:35Caption #535
Mr. NonameLurker12:21:33Caption #198
Mr. NonameLurker12:21:31Caption #168
Mr. NonameLurker12:21:30Caption #28
Mr. NonameLurker12:21:21Caption #361
Mr. NonameLurker12:21:20Caption #158
Mr. NonameLurker12:21:16Caption #47
Mr. NonameLurker12:21:15Caption #53
Mr. NonameLurker12:21:14Caption #239
Mr. NonameLurker12:21:13Caption #411
Mr. NonameLurker12:21:11Caption #590
Mr. NonameLurker12:21:09Caption #779
Mr. NonameLurker12:21:07Caption #286
Mr. NonameLurker12:21:01Caption #151
Mr. NonameLurker12:20:58Caption #652
Mr. NonameLurker12:20:57Caption #913
Mr. NonameLurker12:20:56Caption #458
Mr. NonameLurker12:20:55Caption #847
Mr. NonameLurker12:20:54Caption #100
Mr. NonameLurker12:20:53Caption #636
Mr. NonameLurker12:20:52Caption #537
Mr. NonameLurker12:20:51Caption #19
Mr. NonameLurker12:20:50Caption #417
Mr. NonameLurker12:20:49Caption #670
Mr. NonameLurker12:20:48Caption #554
Mr. NonameLurker12:20:47Caption #327
Mr. NonameLurker12:20:46Caption #435
Mr. NonameLurker12:20:45Caption #707
Mr. NonameLurker12:20:43Caption #276
Mr. NonameLurker12:20:40Caption #44
Mr. NonameLurker12:20:39Caption #219
Mr. NonameLurker12:20:38Caption #516
Mr. NonameLurker12:20:36Caption #134
Mr. NonameLurker12:20:35Caption #147
Mr. NonameLurker12:20:34Caption #300
Mr. NonameLurker12:20:31Caption #636
Mr. NonameLurker12:20:30Caption #22
Mr. NonameLurker12:20:28Caption #2
Mr. NonameLurker12:20:27Caption #73
Mr. NonameLurker12:20:26Caption #0
Mr. NonameLurker12:20:25Caption #3
Mr. NonameLurker12:20:24Caption #5
Mr. NonameLurker12:20:23Caption #739
Mr. NonameLurker12:20:22Caption #539
Mr. NonameLurker12:20:21Caption #56
Mr. NonameLurker12:20:20Caption #4
Mr. NonameLurker12:20:19Caption #608
Mr. NonameLurker12:20:18Caption #14
Mr. NonameLurker12:20:17Caption #607
Mr. NonameLurker12:20:16Caption #11
Mr. NonameLurker12:20:15Caption #341
Mr. NonameLurker12:20:14Caption #287
Mr. NonameLurker12:20:13Caption #-84
Mr. NonameLurker12:20:12Caption #155
Mr. NonameLurker12:20:11Main Page
Mr. NonameLurker12:20:10Caption #245
Mr. NonameLurker12:20:09Caption #868
Mr. NonameLurker12:20:08Caption #76
Mr. NonameLurker12:20:07Caption #754

Comments on Alternatives [Add Comment]

No comments found for this Alternative.

Add a comment about this alternative caption:
Name:
Vote: What this means
Comment:


Click the monkey to post