  Hear Ye well- my festive friends, come gather all quite near, I sing to tell a yule-tide tale from far past yester-year... |   
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      "The Grinch" was but an evil beast, and he, so inclined, Spoilt the song, the cheer, the feast, and stole our Christmas time...! |   
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      The reindeer then were sold for meat, or boiled down for soap, And Santa had but nought to do, so started smoking dope. |   
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