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Most Emailed Photos GUEST DAY! - 02/01/2005 by Guess
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After she wound up in the pokey, Mom stopped hounding me.

But... story o' my life ...

Dad is still dogging me to play with his bird.
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The challenge was to take the top 3 most emailed photos on yahoo and create a hopefully amusing story about the sequence. I reserve the right to refuse a disturbing picture, this includes any pictures of celine dion.

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<Kumiho> Puntastic!
<What?>  I didn't get it until I read the comment. Can't help it i'm slow.
<mypalmike> I assume this is really sick, in which case it R0X0RZ.

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