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Most Emailed Photos - 06/17/2004

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The kidney stone pushed out of my bladder into my penis.

The pressure behind the stone built until the stone passed and I unleashed a torrent of urine that Manuel and the crew are still cleaning today.

I would sacrafice my first born to stop this from happening again...

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Description

The challenge was to take the top 3 most emailed photos on yahoo and create a hopefully amusing story about the sequence. I reserve the right to refuse a disturbing picture, this includes any pictures of celine dion.

Please feel free to add alternative captions if you can or comments if you can't.

All rights to the photos belong to the companies in brackets beneath them. All text, concepts and layout is copyright Mort 2003-2007.

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<mypalmike> I voted "makes my tummy happy", but it really doesn't. ;)
<ajiav> I have never had a kidney stone, but I have a fear of them...
<3Suns> Owie

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