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Most Emailed Photos - 03/28/2004

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They told me she was great with kids, but I didn't care. I wasn't going to bang that ape no matter what they gave me.

I was even bribed with a puppy. I told the zookeeper that I'd "go to third base" for a teacup chihuahua, but no further.

I KNOW that its the last chance for us mountain gorillas to breed in captivity, but its just not happening. It should be obvious though.....I asked for a teacup chihuahua, I'm cranky without my morning banana, and I insist on the highest thread-count ropes to swing from.

Hello! I'm a gay ape people! Get a clue...

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The challenge was to take the top 3 most emailed photos on yahoo and create a hopefully amusing story about the sequence. I reserve the right to refuse a disturbing picture, this includes any pictures of celine dion.

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<Hysterical Woman> Gay Gorilla for the Staight Babboon
<Axolotl> GP comes through with another punchline!
(where the ED?)
<Axolotl> Ah crap! You're supposed to be the new sexy!
<mypalmike> Hey, there's nothing gay about choosing cloth for high thread count. Right?

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