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Most Emailed Photos GUEST DAY! - 01/27/2004 by Pedro Gonzales
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That sexually transmitted infection I got in Thailand last year really took some getting over...

...God, she was worth it though, and only 20 bart!

What memories! I've been "greasing the goose" ever since...
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The challenge was to take the top 3 most emailed photos on yahoo and create a hopefully amusing story about the sequence. I reserve the right to refuse a disturbing picture, this includes any pictures of celine dion.

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<guyPaulo> hehe!
<ElvisThePelvis> :)
<3Suns> Hehe. I used to have a sound clip of someone impersonating Elwood Edwards (the AOL guy) saying "You've got crabs!"
<mypalmike> Must the humor always be about "herding the antelope"?
<Lauren> Good one.
<yoyology> Good continuity here.
<apple juice is a verb> 
<Roger Mexico> That's not nice - she looks like such a nice, clean-cut girl.
<ElvisThePelvis> That's what makes her sooo expensive...

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