[Most Emailed Photos] [Most Fortunate Fortune]

Most Emailed Photos - 12/29/2003 by ElvisThePelvis
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Ralph was stuck in the splits on a block of ice...

Fellow nude swimmers tried to cross the water to rescue him, but alas they failed.

Finally, quick thinking Lola helped him build an erection to lift himself out of his predicament.
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The challenge was to take the top 3 most emailed photos on yahoo and create a hopefully amusing story about the sequence. I reserve the right to refuse a disturbing picture, this includes any pictures of celine dion.

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<Lauren> Tells quite a story... I like it!

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