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Most Emailed Photos GUEST DAY! - 08/17/2004 by Luminaire
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I thought my social life would improve if I pledged a sorority. I'd always dismissed the myths about hazing, but they really do strip you naked and laugh at all your flaws.

It was humiliating. I had a lot of flaws.

Even worse, it had been ages since I last shaved.
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The challenge was to take the top 3 most emailed photos on yahoo and create a hopefully amusing story about the sequence. I reserve the right to refuse a disturbing picture, this includes any pictures of celine dion.

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