[Most Emailed Photos] [Most Fortunate Fortune]

Most Emailed Photos GUEST DAY! - 06/01/2004 by Pedro Gonzales
<--  First Choose an alternative caption: <   Last   -->-->

My ex-girlfriend was a tom-boy.

She wasn't interested in sex much so I used to jerk off to tv babes. It became addictive.

That was 30 years ago and my fist is still clenched fast in this way. And the blindness is permanent- those old wives tales are true. I'm a cauldron of frustration- aaaah!
(AP)
(AP)
(AP)
Description

The challenge was to take the top 3 most emailed photos on yahoo and create a hopefully amusing story about the sequence. I reserve the right to refuse a disturbing picture, this includes any pictures of celine dion.

Please feel free to add alternative captions if you can or comments if you can't.

All rights to the photos belong to the companies in brackets beneath them. All text, concepts and layout is copyright Mort 2003-2007.


History

These 5 things happened most recently.
Mr. NonameLurker07:14:24Scrawled on the board
Mr. NonameLurker07:12:32Scrawled on the board
Mr. NonameLurker07:10:49Scrawled on the board
Mr. NonameLurker07:09:59Scrawled on the board
Mr. NonameLurker07:07:47Scrawled on the board


Current Users

There have been 181 users in the last 10 minutes.
Mr. NonameLurker06:38:22Caption #468
Mr. NonameLurker06:38:21Caption #473
Mr. NonameLurker06:38:20Caption #20
Mr. NonameLurker06:38:18Caption #523
Mr. NonameLurker06:38:16Caption #228
Mr. NonameLurker06:38:12Caption #35
Mr. NonameLurker06:38:09Caption #708
Mr. NonameLurker06:38:08Caption #138
Mr. NonameLurker06:38:07Caption #741
Mr. NonameLurker06:38:06Caption #557
Mr. NonameLurker06:38:05Caption #792
Mr. NonameLurker06:38:01Caption #33
Mr. NonameLurker06:37:59Caption #236
Mr. NonameLurker06:37:56Caption #71
Mr. NonameLurker06:37:53Caption #319
Mr. NonameLurker06:37:51Caption #774
Mr. NonameLurker06:37:49Caption #13
Mr. NonameLurker06:37:40Caption #896
Mr. NonameLurker06:37:38Caption #741
Mr. NonameLurker06:37:26Caption #630
Mr. NonameLurker06:37:25Caption #438
Mr. NonameLurker06:37:21Caption #568
Mr. NonameLurker06:37:20Caption #622
Mr. NonameLurker06:37:16Caption #81
Mr. NonameLurker06:37:13Caption #325
Mr. NonameLurker06:37:10Caption #150
Mr. NonameLurker06:37:08Caption #854
Mr. NonameLurker06:37:07Caption #530
Mr. NonameLurker06:37:06Caption #165
Mr. NonameLurker06:37:05Caption #869
Mr. NonameLurker06:37:00Caption #240
Mr. NonameLurker06:36:42Caption #-2
Mr. NonameLurker06:36:36Caption #135
Mr. NonameLurker06:36:35Caption #799
Mr. NonameLurker06:36:33Caption #45
Mr. NonameLurker06:36:28Caption #586
Mr. NonameLurker06:36:27Caption #184
Mr. NonameLurker06:36:24Caption #85
Mr. NonameLurker06:36:17Caption #20
Mr. NonameLurker06:36:13Caption #980
Mr. NonameLurker06:36:04Caption #72
Mr. NonameLurker06:36:02Caption #72
Mr. NonameLurker06:35:44Caption #355
Mr. NonameLurker06:35:43Caption #100
Mr. NonameLurker06:35:40Caption #706
Mr. NonameLurker06:35:36Caption #406
Mr. NonameLurker06:35:32Caption #59
Mr. NonameLurker06:35:29Caption #29
Mr. NonameLurker06:35:28Caption #68
Mr. NonameLurker06:35:22Caption #434
Mr. NonameLurker06:35:20Caption #465
Mr. NonameLurker06:35:17Caption #324
Mr. NonameLurker06:35:15Caption #452
Mr. NonameLurker06:35:12Caption #280
Mr. NonameLurker06:35:10Caption #344
Mr. NonameLurker06:35:09Caption #196
Mr. NonameLurker06:35:08Caption #155
Mr. NonameLurker06:34:44Caption #798
Mr. NonameLurker06:34:41Caption #0
Mr. NonameLurker06:34:39Caption #526
Mr. NonameLurker06:34:38Caption #96
Mr. NonameLurker06:34:36Caption #769
Mr. NonameLurker06:34:35Caption #682
Mr. NonameLurker06:34:34Caption #631
Mr. NonameLurker06:34:33Caption #589
Mr. NonameLurker06:34:28Caption #70
Mr. NonameLurker06:34:27Caption #246
Mr. NonameLurker06:34:25Caption #0
Mr. NonameLurker06:34:24Caption #475
Mr. NonameLurker06:34:22Caption #753
Mr. NonameLurker06:34:21Caption #834
Mr. NonameLurker06:34:13Caption #10
Mr. NonameLurker06:34:11Caption #112
Mr. NonameLurker06:34:09Caption #95
Mr. NonameLurker06:34:06Caption #182
Mr. NonameLurker06:34:04Caption #18
Mr. NonameLurker06:34:02Caption #596
Mr. NonameLurker06:33:58Caption #36
Mr. NonameLurker06:33:57Caption #18
Mr. NonameLurker06:33:54Caption #520
Mr. NonameLurker06:33:51Caption #840
Mr. NonameLurker06:33:49Caption #290
Mr. NonameLurker06:33:44Caption #190
Mr. NonameLurker06:33:39Caption #39
Mr. NonameLurker06:33:30Caption #57
Mr. NonameLurker06:33:28Caption #310
Mr. NonameLurker06:33:24Caption #3
Mr. NonameLurker06:33:21Caption #784
Mr. NonameLurker06:33:18Caption #865
Mr. NonameLurker06:33:06Caption #418
Mr. NonameLurker06:33:04Caption #106
Mr. NonameLurker06:33:02Caption #366
Mr. NonameLurker06:33:01Caption #757
Mr. NonameLurker06:33:00Caption #865
Mr. NonameLurker06:32:58Caption #520
Mr. NonameLurker06:32:56Caption #32
Mr. NonameLurker06:32:54Caption #228
Mr. NonameLurker06:32:52Caption #468
Mr. NonameLurker06:32:51Caption #730
Mr. NonameLurker06:32:48Caption #623
Mr. NonameLurker06:32:40Caption #266
Mr. NonameLurker06:32:33Caption #56
Mr. NonameLurker06:32:32Caption #522
Mr. NonameLurker06:32:27Caption #961
Mr. NonameLurker06:32:25Caption #414
Mr. NonameLurker06:32:20Caption #604
Mr. NonameLurker06:32:17Caption #398
Mr. NonameLurker06:32:16Caption #318
Mr. NonameLurker06:32:15Caption #815
Mr. NonameLurker06:32:13Caption #260
Mr. NonameLurker06:32:10Caption #6
Mr. NonameLurker06:32:04Caption #456
Mr. NonameLurker06:32:02Caption #777
Mr. NonameLurker06:31:58Caption #660
Mr. NonameLurker06:31:51Caption #541
Mr. NonameLurker06:31:49Caption #117
Mr. NonameLurker06:31:48Caption #547
Mr. NonameLurker06:31:41Caption #13
Mr. NonameLurker06:31:35Caption #151
Mr. NonameLurker06:31:33Caption #500
Mr. NonameLurker06:31:32Caption #839
Mr. NonameLurker06:31:28Caption #816
Mr. NonameLurker06:31:26Caption #581
Mr. NonameLurker06:31:22Caption #59
Mr. NonameLurker06:31:21Caption #315
Mr. NonameLurker06:31:20Caption #57
Mr. NonameLurker06:31:16Caption #751
Mr. NonameLurker06:31:14Caption #106
Mr. NonameLurker06:31:12Caption #66
Mr. NonameLurker06:31:08Caption #236
Mr. NonameLurker06:31:07Caption #46
Mr. NonameLurker06:31:05Caption #292
Mr. NonameLurker06:31:04Caption #200
Mr. NonameLurker06:31:00Caption #150
Mr. NonameLurker06:30:59Caption #200
Mr. NonameLurker06:30:53Caption #416
Mr. NonameLurker06:30:41Caption #480
Mr. NonameLurker06:30:39Caption #921
Mr. NonameLurker06:30:36Caption #336
Mr. NonameLurker06:30:35Caption #379
Mr. NonameLurker06:30:32Caption #596
Mr. NonameLurker06:30:27Caption #203
Mr. NonameLurker06:30:24Caption #364
Mr. NonameLurker06:30:20Caption #266
Mr. NonameLurker06:30:19Caption #896
Mr. NonameLurker06:30:18Caption #695
Mr. NonameLurker06:30:14Caption #687
Mr. NonameLurker06:30:13Caption #138
Mr. NonameLurker06:30:12Caption #429
Mr. NonameLurker06:30:08Caption #838
Mr. NonameLurker06:30:06Caption #326
Mr. NonameLurker06:30:05Caption #86
Mr. NonameLurker06:29:59Caption #225
Mr. NonameLurker06:29:56Caption #90
Mr. NonameLurker06:29:54Caption #0
Mr. NonameLurker06:29:52Caption #613
Mr. NonameLurker06:29:48Caption #741
Mr. NonameLurker06:29:45Caption #777
Mr. NonameLurker06:29:41Caption #78
Mr. NonameLurker06:29:36Caption #785
Mr. NonameLurker06:29:31Caption #155
Mr. NonameLurker06:29:23Caption #519
Mr. NonameLurker06:29:20Caption #250
Mr. NonameLurker06:29:19Caption #572
Mr. NonameLurker06:29:18Caption #355
Mr. NonameLurker06:29:17Caption #431
Mr. NonameLurker06:29:16Caption #598
Mr. NonameLurker06:29:14Caption #222
Mr. NonameLurker06:29:12Caption #36
Mr. NonameLurker06:29:09Caption #130
Mr. NonameLurker06:29:07Caption #468
Mr. NonameLurker06:29:02Caption #31
Mr. NonameLurker06:28:59Caption #523
Mr. NonameLurker06:28:54Caption #160
Mr. NonameLurker06:28:45Caption #132
Mr. NonameLurker06:28:38Caption #244
Mr. NonameLurker06:28:37Caption #88
Mr. NonameLurker06:28:36Caption #344
Mr. NonameLurker06:28:30Caption #173
Mr. NonameLurker06:28:24Caption #966
Mr. NonameLurker06:28:23Caption #16

Comments on Alternatives [Add Comment]

No comments found for this Alternative.

Add a comment about this alternative caption:
Name:
Vote: What this means
Comment:


Click the monkey to post