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Most Emailed Photos CRASS DAY! - 02/18/2004 by ElvisThePelvis
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15 years before:

"Look, there is the egg...go for it!!!!"

2 hours before:

"Why is that chick sunbathing at the south pole...fuck it let's eat her."

2 seconds before:

"What do you mean when you say, 'Do I want to see some explosive diarrhea?'"

One Second Later:

SSSSPPPPPLLLUURRRRRRRCCHCHCHCHCHH!

"Ugh, blondes tear up my stomach."

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Description

The challenge was to take the top 3 most emailed photos on yahoo and create a hopefully amusing story about the sequence. I reserve the right to refuse a disturbing picture, this includes any pictures of celine dion.

Please feel free to add alternative captions if you can or comments if you can't.

All rights to the photos belong to the companies in brackets beneath them. All text, concepts and layout is copyright Mort 2003-2007.


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<ajiav> 
<guyPaulo> Actually, my explosive diarrhea sounds more like "THHHHHUGGGGGGGGGGGGPLT(SPLASH"
<ElvisThePelvis> Funny, mine sounds like splurch...do you think something is wrong with me?
<Lauren> Elvis, most explosive diarrhea is propelled by excessive flatulance. It sounds (is that the right word here?) as if yours may be self-propelled. This is just plain wrong. I would consult a gas-troentymologist.
<3Suns> Lauren, I don't think you mean "gastroentymology", which would be studying insects and other arthropods in the digestive tract. I don't think you mean "gastroetymology", which would be researching the history of words pertaining to digestion. I think you mean "gastroenterology". Yes, I'm sure of it.
<Lauren> I was, in fact, thinking of bugs, 3Suns.
<3Suns> Oh. Now I feel like a stupid pedant.
<Stormi> It's offical, ya'll scare me.
<ElvisThePelvis> Well, I wouldn't call it self-propelled, more like self-aware...kind of like skynet.
<ElvisThePelvis> Lauren, if you can tell by the sound, I may have to re-evaluate my guess of what your career might be...
<Lauren> Stormi, be afraid, be very afraid.

And Elvis, if you're diarrhea is so very explosive that it's being blasted into outer space, you definitely need to see a specialist.

<ElvisThePelvis> Maybe I just have a *HUGE* ass.

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