[Most Emailed Photos] [Most Fortunate Fortune]

Most Emailed Photos CRASS DAY! - 02/18/2004 by ElvisThePelvis
<--  First Choose an alternative caption: <  > Last   -->-->

15 years before:

"Look, there is the egg...go for it!!!!"

2 hours before:

"Why is that chick sunbathing at the south pole...fuck it let's eat her."

2 seconds before:

"What do you mean when you say, 'Do I want to see some explosive diarrhea?'"

One Second Later:

SSSSPPPPPLLLUURRRRRRRCCHCHCHCHCHH!

"Ugh, blondes tear up my stomach."

(AP)
(AP)
(Reuters)
Description

The challenge was to take the top 3 most emailed photos on yahoo and create a hopefully amusing story about the sequence. I reserve the right to refuse a disturbing picture, this includes any pictures of celine dion.

Please feel free to add alternative captions if you can or comments if you can't.

All rights to the photos belong to the companies in brackets beneath them. All text, concepts and layout is copyright Mort 2003-2007.


History

These 5 things happened most recently.
Mr. NonameLurker15:05:46drooled over #54
Mr. NonameLurker08:23:46drooled over #666
Mr. NonameLurker13:52:24drooled over #76
Mr. NonameLurker08:51:51drooled over #102
Mr. NonameLurker09:22:14drooled over #555


Current Users

There have been 66 users in the last 10 minutes.
Mr. NonameLurker21:16:45Caption #44
Mr. NonameLurker21:16:44Caption #603
Mr. NonameLurker21:16:40Caption #171
Mr. NonameLurker21:16:38Caption #91
Mr. NonameLurker21:16:34Caption #35
Mr. NonameLurker21:16:33Caption #279
Mr. NonameLurker21:16:31Caption #63
Mr. NonameLurker21:16:28Caption #61
Mr. NonameLurker21:16:27Caption #67
Mr. NonameLurker21:16:24Caption #558
Mr. NonameLurker21:16:21Caption #853
Mr. NonameLurker21:16:10Caption #813
Mr. NonameLurker21:16:09Caption #415
Mr. NonameLurker21:16:07Caption #757
Mr. NonameLurker21:16:06Caption #314
Mr. NonameLurker21:16:05Caption #261
Mr. NonameLurker21:15:53Caption #654
Mr. NonameLurker21:15:52Caption #930
Mr. NonameLurker21:15:51Caption #430
Mr. NonameLurker21:15:48Caption #730
Mr. NonameLurker21:15:46Caption #142
Mr. NonameLurker21:15:44Caption #609
Mr. NonameLurker21:15:28Caption #50
Mr. NonameLurker21:15:24Caption #-16
Mr. NonameLurker21:15:23Caption #3
Mr. NonameLurker21:15:22Caption #875
Mr. NonameLurker21:15:19Caption #548
Mr. NonameLurker21:15:17Caption #45
Mr. NonameLurker21:15:16Caption #100
Mr. NonameLurker21:15:12Caption #521
Mr. NonameLurker21:15:05Caption #266
Mr. NonameLurker21:14:54Caption #674
Mr. NonameLurker21:14:53Caption #-8
Mr. NonameLurker21:14:51Caption #546
Mr. NonameLurker21:14:48Caption #405
Mr. NonameLurker21:14:43Caption #585
Mr. NonameLurker21:14:32Caption #785
Mr. NonameLurker21:14:29Caption #-22
Mr. NonameLurker21:14:28Caption #387
Mr. NonameLurker21:14:27Caption #597
Mr. NonameLurker21:14:23Caption #669
Mr. NonameLurker21:14:22Caption #101
Mr. NonameLurker21:14:17Caption #577
Mr. NonameLurker21:14:15Caption #322
Mr. NonameLurker21:14:14Caption #421
Mr. NonameLurker21:14:13Caption #877
Mr. NonameLurker21:14:11Caption #654
Mr. NonameLurker21:14:10Caption #180
Mr. NonameLurker21:14:09Caption #365
Mr. NonameLurker21:14:02Main Page
Mr. NonameLurker21:14:01Caption #624
Mr. NonameLurker21:14:00Caption #944
Mr. NonameLurker21:13:59Caption #526
Mr. NonameLurker21:13:58Caption #259
Mr. NonameLurker21:13:52Caption #402
Mr. NonameLurker21:13:48Caption #778
Mr. NonameLurker21:13:47Caption #460
Mr. NonameLurker21:13:42Caption #-14
Mr. NonameLurker21:13:41Caption #595
Mr. NonameLurker21:13:40Caption #267
Mr. NonameLurker21:13:39Caption #541
Mr. NonameLurker21:13:33Caption #-74
Mr. NonameLurker21:13:29Caption #315
Mr. NonameLurker21:13:27Caption #185
Mr. NonameLurker21:13:26Caption #624
Mr. NonameLurker21:13:25Caption #42

Comments on Alternatives [Add Comment]

There are 12 comments for this caption.

<ajiav> 
<guyPaulo> Actually, my explosive diarrhea sounds more like "THHHHHUGGGGGGGGGGGGPLT(SPLASH"
<ElvisThePelvis> Funny, mine sounds like splurch...do you think something is wrong with me?
<Lauren> Elvis, most explosive diarrhea is propelled by excessive flatulance. It sounds (is that the right word here?) as if yours may be self-propelled. This is just plain wrong. I would consult a gas-troentymologist.
<3Suns> Lauren, I don't think you mean "gastroentymology", which would be studying insects and other arthropods in the digestive tract. I don't think you mean "gastroetymology", which would be researching the history of words pertaining to digestion. I think you mean "gastroenterology". Yes, I'm sure of it.
<Lauren> I was, in fact, thinking of bugs, 3Suns.
<3Suns> Oh. Now I feel like a stupid pedant.
<Stormi> It's offical, ya'll scare me.
<ElvisThePelvis> Well, I wouldn't call it self-propelled, more like self-aware...kind of like skynet.
<ElvisThePelvis> Lauren, if you can tell by the sound, I may have to re-evaluate my guess of what your career might be...
<Lauren> Stormi, be afraid, be very afraid.

And Elvis, if you're diarrhea is so very explosive that it's being blasted into outer space, you definitely need to see a specialist.

<ElvisThePelvis> Maybe I just have a *HUGE* ass.

Add a comment about this alternative caption:
Name:
Vote: What this means
Comment:


Click the monkey to post