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Most Emailed Photos CRASS DAY! - 02/18/2004 by ElvisThePelvis
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15 years before:

"Look, there is the egg...go for it!!!!"

2 hours before:

"Why is that chick sunbathing at the south pole...fuck it let's eat her."

2 seconds before:

"What do you mean when you say, 'Do I want to see some explosive diarrhea?'"

One Second Later:

SSSSPPPPPLLLUURRRRRRRCCHCHCHCHCHH!

"Ugh, blondes tear up my stomach."

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The challenge was to take the top 3 most emailed photos on yahoo and create a hopefully amusing story about the sequence. I reserve the right to refuse a disturbing picture, this includes any pictures of celine dion.

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All rights to the photos belong to the companies in brackets beneath them. All text, concepts and layout is copyright Mort 2003-2007.


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<ajiav> 
<guyPaulo> Actually, my explosive diarrhea sounds more like "THHHHHUGGGGGGGGGGGGPLT(SPLASH"
<ElvisThePelvis> Funny, mine sounds like splurch...do you think something is wrong with me?
<Lauren> Elvis, most explosive diarrhea is propelled by excessive flatulance. It sounds (is that the right word here?) as if yours may be self-propelled. This is just plain wrong. I would consult a gas-troentymologist.
<3Suns> Lauren, I don't think you mean "gastroentymology", which would be studying insects and other arthropods in the digestive tract. I don't think you mean "gastroetymology", which would be researching the history of words pertaining to digestion. I think you mean "gastroenterology". Yes, I'm sure of it.
<Lauren> I was, in fact, thinking of bugs, 3Suns.
<3Suns> Oh. Now I feel like a stupid pedant.
<Stormi> It's offical, ya'll scare me.
<ElvisThePelvis> Well, I wouldn't call it self-propelled, more like self-aware...kind of like skynet.
<ElvisThePelvis> Lauren, if you can tell by the sound, I may have to re-evaluate my guess of what your career might be...
<Lauren> Stormi, be afraid, be very afraid.

And Elvis, if you're diarrhea is so very explosive that it's being blasted into outer space, you definitely need to see a specialist.

<ElvisThePelvis> Maybe I just have a *HUGE* ass.

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