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Most Emailed Photos GUEST DAY! - 04/20/2004 by obtuse
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Her beauty would bring entire nations to war.

But the sands of time where not kind to Helen of Troy those 10 bloody years of war.

"OH SHIT!
NEVERMIND.

PACK UP, EVERYONE.
WAR'S OVER WE'RE GOING HOME."
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The challenge was to take the top 3 most emailed photos on yahoo and create a hopefully amusing story about the sequence. I reserve the right to refuse a disturbing picture, this includes any pictures of celine dion.

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