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I accidentally poured bleach on my crotch last night.

I know this was stupid beyond anyone's wildest imagination.

And the stinging sensation was incredible.

(AP)

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The challenge was to take the top 3 most emailed photos on yahoo and create a hopefully amusing story about the sequence. I reserve the right to refuse a disturbing picture, this includes any pictures of celine dion.

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<JP> 'Incredible' usually connotes something GOOD.
And 'accidentally' usually means 'not on purpose.'
I think ya got the 'stupid' part spot-on, tho.

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