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Most Emailed Photos GUEST DAY! - 08/02/2005

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I like all type of women.

I'm not picky about smell or texture.

I just like chicks!

And they all agree on one thing.

I have a tiny little penis.

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Description

The challenge was to take the top 3 most emailed photos on yahoo and create a hopefully amusing story about the sequence. I reserve the right to refuse a disturbing picture, this includes any pictures of celine dion.

Please feel free to add alternative captions if you can or comments if you can't.

All rights to the photos belong to the companies in brackets beneath them. All text, concepts and layout is copyright Mort 2003-2007.

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<Kumiho> don't worry, it's all in how you use your tongue
<Chicks> It's true.
<ElvisThePelvis> See! All chicks agree...
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