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Most Emailed Photos GUEST DAY! - 08/02/2005 by ElvisThePelvis
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I like all type of women.

I'm not picky about smell or texture.

I just like chicks!

And they all agree on one thing.

I have a tiny little penis.



The challenge was to take the top 3 most emailed photos on yahoo and create a hopefully amusing story about the sequence. I reserve the right to refuse a disturbing picture, this includes any pictures of celine dion.

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<Kumiho> don't worry, it's all in how you use your tongue
<Chicks> It's true.
<ElvisThePelvis> See! All chicks agree...

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