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Most Emailed Photos - 04/21/2005 by Bavid Dyrden
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Some women wil settle for just "a mammal with a day job"

But not I.


I want a man who's everything; athletic, famous, wealthy, sensitive, in touch with himself, and not afraid to cry.


And how can I set my standards so high?

Because I have beautiful bazoombas.

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The challenge was to take the top 3 most emailed photos on yahoo and create a hopefully amusing story about the sequence. I reserve the right to refuse a disturbing picture, this includes any pictures of celine dion.

Please feel free to add alternative captions if you can or comments if you can't.

All rights to the photos belong to the companies in brackets beneath them. All text, concepts and layout is copyright Mort 2003-2007.


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<Axolotl> Viva las bazoombas!
<Lauren> Ah yes, that fellow is definietly "in touch with himself."
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