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Most Emailed Photos - 04/11/2005 by Luminaire
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My best friend Jenn broke up with her fiance Chadwood two months ago. She was really upset that she had to return the ring, and was no longer allowed at the country club.

She spent many nights on the 17th fairway outside Chad's manor, screaming "Take me back, or so help me I'll drive this tee through my jugular!"

She's just now starting to realize that she was fooled by all the finery, and Chad's just a rich piece of shit with a nice set of wheels.
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