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Most Emailed Photos - 02/24/2005 by ElvisThePelvis
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I sat in Richard Gere's private bathroom anticipating the coming weekend.

I knew that we had a long weekend of anus stuffing planned and we would be ending with the "Siegfried & Roy Special".

But I wondered how we would start...then I heard the quiet peeping of downy adventurers.
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<David Byrden> Mr. Gere gets a hard time over what is basically an urban legend.

Can anyone produce a gerbil that will testify in court to having been up his ass?

Huh?

<What?>  They did but then I heard the gerbil was only in it for the publicity.

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