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Most Emailed Photos - 02/21/2005 by apple juice is a verb
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To a Republican, everything appears two-dimensional.

Things are either 'good' or 'bad.'

For example, Democrats are ritualistic, Satan-worshipping, Hollywood queer-loving pussy-whipped idealists.

Therefore 'bad.'

If only everything really were so black and white!
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The challenge was to take the top 3 most emailed photos on yahoo and create a hopefully amusing story about the sequence. I reserve the right to refuse a disturbing picture, this includes any pictures of celine dion.

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<ajiav> Continuing with the elephant=Republican theme.
<mypalmike> I like!

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