[Most Emailed Photos] [Most Fortunate Fortune]

Most Emailed Photos - 01/27/2005 by guyPaulo
<--  First Choose an alternative caption: <  > Last   -->-->

My heart was racing like a wild stalion runing free through a field of cocaine.

There, on the runway, was my kindergarten playmate Terri. I hadn't thought of her in years. She spurned my love long ago because I was poor. But now I'm a millionaire! Would she love me now? I had to find out!

But then I remembered my heartache, and so I had her crushed beneath a huge glass cube as a lesson to all those other uppity bitches.
(AP)
(AFP)
(Reuters)
Description

The challenge was to take the top 3 most emailed photos on yahoo and create a hopefully amusing story about the sequence. I reserve the right to refuse a disturbing picture, this includes any pictures of celine dion.

Please feel free to add alternative captions if you can or comments if you can't.

All rights to the photos belong to the companies in brackets beneath them. All text, concepts and layout is copyright Mort 2003-2007.


History

These 5 things happened most recently.
Mr. NonameLurker15:05:46drooled over #54
Mr. NonameLurker08:23:46drooled over #666
Mr. NonameLurker13:52:24drooled over #76
Mr. NonameLurker08:51:51drooled over #102
Mr. NonameLurker09:22:14drooled over #555


Current Users

There have been 5 users in the last 10 minutes.
Mr. NonameLurker02:06:33Caption #4
Mr. NonameLurker02:06:32Caption #443
Mr. NonameLurker02:06:31Caption #690
Mr. NonameLurker02:06:30Caption #190
Mr. NonameLurker02:06:29Caption #0

Comments on Alternatives [Add Comment]

There are 1 comments for this caption.

<Kumiho> That'll teach all them uppity ones.

Add a comment about this alternative caption:
Name:
Vote: What this means
Comment:


Click the monkey to post