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Most Emailed Photos GUEST DAY! - 12/21/2004 by Lauren
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It was just horrible... all that was left was a big pile of nothing but skin and bones...

Short, tall, black, white, even blue... no one was safe...

Kirstie was hungry and she couldn't help but eat them all.
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The challenge was to take the top 3 most emailed photos on yahoo and create a hopefully amusing story about the sequence. I reserve the right to refuse a disturbing picture, this includes any pictures of celine dion.

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<mypalmike> There's no hiding from Kirstie.
<Kumiho> 
<sex god> put more lesbians on here

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