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Pet City salesman:
"This one came in last week, it was owned by a little old lady who only petted it on weekends"

Kid:
"I really like that one. Can I get it? Can I? huh? huh?"
Mom:
"I dont know if we can afford it right now. Lets walk around the mall while I think about it"

Kid:
" Oh great, we are going to Zales again, GEEZ, I DONT KNOW WHY WE ALWAYS HAVE TO GO TO ZALES. NO WONDER I CANT HAVE A CAT!"
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