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Most Emailed Photos - 09/01/2004

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My career as a 3rd grade teacher was short lived. First, the little bastards started crying when I showed them my new technique for applying Elmer's glue to their craft projects.

Then I pulled down the poster of the US for a geography lesson only to find that some smart-ass had drawn a gigantic blue phallus projecting southwards from Florida!

The end finally came after I spent an entire afternoon beating the hell out of the litle misbehaving runt who drew the d*ck, only to find out that his dad was kind of important.

Now I teach at the Angola State Prison. Mainly I instruct the other inmates on how to anally rape me.

(AP)

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The challenge was to take the top 3 most emailed photos on yahoo and create a hopefully amusing story about the sequence. I reserve the right to refuse a disturbing picture, this includes any pictures of celine dion.

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All rights to the photos belong to the companies in brackets beneath them. All text, concepts and layout is copyright Mort 2003-2007.

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