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Most Emailed Photos - 08/09/2004 by Kumiho
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Zookeeper:
"Koko, the sign language gorilla, is seen here with her pet Patches the cat-"

Visitor #1:
"Wait a second! That's not Patches!"

Zookeeper:
"Why, you're right! That's Randy, the Asian Francois Langur monkey."

Visitor #2
"And he's ...eeewww."

Zookeeper:
"And if you will please direct your attention to this exhibit, these are squorse, a recently discovered-"

Visitor #1 to Visitor #2: "Hey, if you can do that with your tongue, I'll buy you a gold plated dildo."

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Description

The challenge was to take the top 3 most emailed photos on yahoo and create a hopefully amusing story about the sequence. I reserve the right to refuse a disturbing picture, this includes any pictures of celine dion.

Please feel free to add alternative captions if you can or comments if you can't.

All rights to the photos belong to the companies in brackets beneath them. All text, concepts and layout is copyright Mort 2003-2007.


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<guyPaulo> I once saw a gazelle give himself "oral pleasure" on a zoo tour. I still have nightmares. Let's just say that the chick from that porno "Deepthroat" had NOTHING on this lucky bastard.

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