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Most Emailed Photos GUEST DAY! - 03/16/2004 by Attila the Hon
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"Plastics, boy! Plastics is the FUTURE! Go into plastics!"

"Tchotchkes, my son! The world loves tchotchkes!!"

"Silicone, dude! That's where it's at! There's a gold mine to be found in SILICONE!!"
(Bathroom Mania)
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Description

The challenge was to take the top 3 most emailed photos on yahoo and create a hopefully amusing story about the sequence. I reserve the right to refuse a disturbing picture, this includes any pictures of celine dion.

Please feel free to add alternative captions if you can or comments if you can't.

All rights to the photos belong to the companies in brackets beneath them. All text, concepts and layout is copyright Mort 2003-2007.


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There are 8 comments for this caption.

<Lauren> Hah! I like this one!
<Cookieus Hackus> Damn, are you telling me those are fake boobs? I must perform a closer inspection...
<3Suns> All wise investments.
<VMI Bran> well, if I had to dedicate myself to one of those products . . .
<ajiav> 
<Kumiho> Silicon is SO overdone.
<Cartdog71> Silicone ie too messy...
<Cartdog71> 

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