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Most Emailed Photos - 02/12/2004 by Roger Mexico
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It was the ugliest damn tumor anyone's ever had on their kneecap.

But with Mom's support, the surgeons removed it and gave me a "clean bill of health."

Now I can return to my passion - wringing necks at the flamingo ranch!
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The challenge was to take the top 3 most emailed photos on yahoo and create a hopefully amusing story about the sequence. I reserve the right to refuse a disturbing picture, this includes any pictures of celine dion.

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<Lauren> I like that 'mom' is examining the aforementioned bill....
<guyPaulo> Good one, Roger
<mypalmike> Yeah, I dig the clean bill of health.

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