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Most Emailed Photos - 07/16/2003 by Apple Juice is A Verb
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China has been trying to slowly introduce capitalist ideas into their economy. But the peasants were trained too well, and the old ways stick. It seems people can't even die without re-distributing it amongst their fellow workers.

Let's not forget: this is the government that informed their already superstitious people of 'a big scary water monster that comes on shore to steal your children when you don't collectivize workloads and profits.'

Ever-resourceful, China has not given up. Where promise of individual monetary reward fails to break age-old Marxist brainwashing, sex will succeed. "Remember," says a recent propoganda poster. "There's not enough of her to go around. Will you be the one to dishonor your family and NOT take her as your bride under the August moon?"
(AFP)
(Reuters)
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The challenge was to take the top 3 most emailed photos on yahoo and create a hopefully amusing story about the sequence. I reserve the right to refuse a disturbing picture, this includes any pictures of celine dion.

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