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Most Emailed Photos CRASS DAY! - 02/18/2004 by Lauren
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I watched the whole crappy-bloody mess swirl counterclockwise before going down the drain and knew that I had just accomplished two things with one flush.

(1) Relieved of the bulk from my mammoth meal, I was able to fit into my sexy swimsuit again.

And (2) I had confirmed that the we (the polar bears and I) were in the Northern Hemisphere, not at the South Pole.
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The challenge was to take the top 3 most emailed photos on yahoo and create a hopefully amusing story about the sequence. I reserve the right to refuse a disturbing picture, this includes any pictures of celine dion.

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<guyPaulo> Hah! meta-crass...... gives me an idea....
<mypalmike> Bulemia is so '87.
<3Suns> Clever!
<mypalmike> Oh, I see, it's not bulemia. I think if you mean "explosive diarrhea", you have to spell it out.

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