[Most Emailed Photos] [Most Fortunate Fortune]

Most Emailed Photos GUEST DAY! - 06/15/2004 by guyPaulo
<--  First Choose an alternative caption: <   Last   -->-->

I grabbed the little bastard and squeezed with all my might. Big fans of liquified brain matter shot out of his ears as the life was crushed from his body!

The other animals at the NYC zoo panicked. Sensing their own inevitable doom at my evil hand, some young ones began franticlly humping anything they could in a desperate attempt to procreate before their death.

But other, more crafty beasts used their natural camoflauge to blend in perfectly with their environment, becoming invisible to the naked eye.
(AFP)
(AP)
(AFP)

Description

The challenge was to take the top 3 most emailed photos on yahoo and create a hopefully amusing story about the sequence. I reserve the right to refuse a disturbing picture, this includes any pictures of celine dion.

Please feel free to add alternative captions if you can or comments if you can't.

All rights to the photos belong to the companies in brackets beneath them. All text, concepts and layout is copyright Mort 2003-2007.


History

These 5 things happened most recently.
Mr. NonameLurker15:05:46drooled over #54
Mr. NonameLurker08:23:46drooled over #666
Mr. NonameLurker13:52:24drooled over #76
Mr. NonameLurker08:51:51drooled over #102
Mr. NonameLurker09:22:14drooled over #555


Current Users

There have been 332 users in the last 10 minutes.
Mr. NonameLurker05:58:10Caption #369
Mr. NonameLurker05:58:09Caption #22
Mr. NonameLurker05:58:08Caption #75
Mr. NonameLurker05:58:07Caption #634
Mr. NonameLurker05:58:06Caption #515
Mr. NonameLurker05:58:05Caption #836
Mr. NonameLurker05:58:04Caption #707
Mr. NonameLurker05:58:03Caption #912
Mr. NonameLurker05:58:02Caption #570
Mr. NonameLurker05:58:01Caption #634
Mr. NonameLurker05:58:00Caption #622
Mr. NonameLurker05:57:59Caption #327
Mr. NonameLurker05:57:58Caption #836
Mr. NonameLurker05:57:57Caption #928
Mr. NonameLurker05:57:56Caption #678
Mr. NonameLurker05:57:55Caption #504
Mr. NonameLurker05:57:54Caption #617
Mr. NonameLurker05:57:53Caption #516
Mr. NonameLurker05:57:52Caption #25
Mr. NonameLurker05:57:51Caption #78
Mr. NonameLurker05:57:50Caption #168
Mr. NonameLurker05:57:49Caption #148
Mr. NonameLurker05:57:48Caption #720
Mr. NonameLurker05:57:47Caption #279
Mr. NonameLurker05:57:46Caption #456
Mr. NonameLurker05:57:45Caption #79
Mr. NonameLurker05:57:44Caption #709
Mr. NonameLurker05:57:43Caption #926
Mr. NonameLurker05:57:42Caption #553
Mr. NonameLurker05:57:41Caption #699
Mr. NonameLurker05:57:40Caption #821
Mr. NonameLurker05:57:40Caption #695
Mr. NonameLurker05:57:38Caption #691
Mr. NonameLurker05:57:37Caption #710
Mr. NonameLurker05:57:36Caption #490
Mr. NonameLurker05:57:35Caption #608
Mr. NonameLurker05:57:34Caption #645
Mr. NonameLurker05:57:33Caption #755
Mr. NonameLurker05:57:32Caption #884
Mr. NonameLurker05:57:31Caption #884
Mr. NonameLurker05:57:30Caption #721
Mr. NonameLurker05:57:29Caption #523
Mr. NonameLurker05:57:28Caption #18
Mr. NonameLurker05:57:27Caption #951
Mr. NonameLurker05:57:26Caption #405
Mr. NonameLurker05:57:25Caption #764
Mr. NonameLurker05:57:24Caption #349
Mr. NonameLurker05:57:23Caption #104
Mr. NonameLurker05:57:22Caption #175
Mr. NonameLurker05:57:21Caption #254
Mr. NonameLurker05:57:20Caption #0
Mr. NonameLurker05:57:19Caption #172
Mr. NonameLurker05:57:18Caption #148
Mr. NonameLurker05:57:17Caption #253
Mr. NonameLurker05:57:16Caption #194
Mr. NonameLurker05:57:15Main Page
Mr. NonameLurker05:57:14Caption #253
Mr. NonameLurker05:57:13Caption #173
Mr. NonameLurker05:57:12Caption #739
Mr. NonameLurker05:57:11Caption #891
Mr. NonameLurker05:57:10Caption #847
Mr. NonameLurker05:57:09Caption #236
Mr. NonameLurker05:57:08Caption #254
Mr. NonameLurker05:57:07Caption #495
Mr. NonameLurker05:57:06Caption #33
Mr. NonameLurker05:57:05Caption #3
Mr. NonameLurker05:57:04Caption #891
Mr. NonameLurker05:57:03Caption #133
Mr. NonameLurker05:57:02Caption #255
Mr. NonameLurker05:57:01Caption #496
Mr. NonameLurker05:57:00Caption #34
Mr. NonameLurker05:56:59Caption #87
Mr. NonameLurker05:56:58Caption #441
Mr. NonameLurker05:56:57Caption #149
Mr. NonameLurker05:56:56Caption #769
Mr. NonameLurker05:56:55Caption #517
Mr. NonameLurker05:56:54Caption #742
Mr. NonameLurker05:56:53Caption #88
Mr. NonameLurker05:56:52Caption #442
Mr. NonameLurker05:56:51Caption #150
Mr. NonameLurker05:56:50Caption #112
Mr. NonameLurker05:56:49Caption #134
Mr. NonameLurker05:56:48Caption #752
Mr. NonameLurker05:56:47Caption #742
Mr. NonameLurker05:56:46Caption #735
Mr. NonameLurker05:56:45Caption #150
Mr. NonameLurker05:56:44Caption #112
Mr. NonameLurker05:56:43Caption #810
Mr. NonameLurker05:56:42Caption #39
Mr. NonameLurker05:56:41Caption #164
Mr. NonameLurker05:56:40Caption #207
Mr. NonameLurker05:56:39Caption #498
Mr. NonameLurker05:56:38Caption #478
Mr. NonameLurker05:56:37Caption #18
Mr. NonameLurker05:56:36Caption #134
Mr. NonameLurker05:56:35Caption #682
Mr. NonameLurker05:56:34Caption #178
Mr. NonameLurker05:56:33Caption #428
Mr. NonameLurker05:56:32Caption #442
Mr. NonameLurker05:56:31Caption #516
Mr. NonameLurker05:56:30Caption #347
Mr. NonameLurker05:56:29Caption #15
Mr. NonameLurker05:56:28Caption #570
Mr. NonameLurker05:56:27Caption #696
Mr. NonameLurker05:56:26Caption #850
Mr. NonameLurker05:56:25Caption #812
Mr. NonameLurker05:56:24Caption #426
Mr. NonameLurker05:56:23Caption #899
Mr. NonameLurker05:56:22Caption #480
Mr. NonameLurker05:56:21Caption #23
Mr. NonameLurker05:56:20Caption #559
Mr. NonameLurker05:56:19Caption #771
Mr. NonameLurker05:56:18Caption #452
Mr. NonameLurker05:56:17Caption #10
Mr. NonameLurker05:56:16Caption #152
Mr. NonameLurker05:56:15Caption #445
Mr. NonameLurker05:56:14Caption #582
Mr. NonameLurker05:56:13Caption #199
Mr. NonameLurker05:56:12Caption #95
Mr. NonameLurker05:56:11Caption #938
Mr. NonameLurker05:56:10Caption #660
Mr. NonameLurker05:56:09Caption #445
Mr. NonameLurker05:56:08Caption #43
Mr. NonameLurker05:56:07Caption #195
Mr. NonameLurker05:56:06Caption #0
Mr. NonameLurker05:56:05Caption #245
Mr. NonameLurker05:56:04Caption #649
Mr. NonameLurker05:56:03Caption #584
Mr. NonameLurker05:56:02Caption #44
Mr. NonameLurker05:56:01Caption #196
Mr. NonameLurker05:56:00Caption #130
Mr. NonameLurker05:55:59Caption #246
Mr. NonameLurker05:55:58Caption #157
Mr. NonameLurker05:55:57Caption #644
Mr. NonameLurker05:55:56Caption #24
Mr. NonameLurker05:55:55Caption #196
Mr. NonameLurker05:55:54Caption #16
Mr. NonameLurker05:55:53Caption #75
Mr. NonameLurker05:55:52Caption #74
Mr. NonameLurker05:55:51Caption #484
Mr. NonameLurker05:55:50Caption #191
Mr. NonameLurker05:55:49Caption #99
Mr. NonameLurker05:55:48Caption #190
Mr. NonameLurker05:55:47Caption #827
Mr. NonameLurker05:55:46Caption #340
Mr. NonameLurker05:55:45Caption #47
Mr. NonameLurker05:55:44Caption #9
Mr. NonameLurker05:55:43Caption #100
Mr. NonameLurker05:55:42Caption #191
Mr. NonameLurker05:55:41Caption #9
Mr. NonameLurker05:55:40Caption #545
Mr. NonameLurker05:55:39Caption #30
Mr. NonameLurker05:55:38Caption #11
Mr. NonameLurker05:55:37Caption #340
Mr. NonameLurker05:55:36Caption #191
Mr. NonameLurker05:55:35Caption #84
Mr. NonameLurker05:55:34Caption #487
Mr. NonameLurker05:55:33Caption #482
Mr. NonameLurker05:55:32Caption #102
Mr. NonameLurker05:55:31Caption #285
Mr. NonameLurker05:55:30Caption #251
Mr. NonameLurker05:55:29Caption #26
Mr. NonameLurker05:55:28Caption #488
Mr. NonameLurker05:55:27Caption #483
Mr. NonameLurker05:55:26Caption #103
Mr. NonameLurker05:55:25Caption #286
Mr. NonameLurker05:55:24Caption #411
Mr. NonameLurker05:55:23Caption #335
Mr. NonameLurker05:55:22Caption #51
Mr. NonameLurker05:55:21Caption #483
Mr. NonameLurker05:55:20Caption #104
Mr. NonameLurker05:55:19Caption #287
Mr. NonameLurker05:55:18Caption #412
Mr. NonameLurker05:55:17Caption #336
Mr. NonameLurker05:55:16Caption #9
Mr. NonameLurker05:55:15Caption #352
Mr. NonameLurker05:55:14Caption #656
Mr. NonameLurker05:55:13Caption #603
Mr. NonameLurker05:55:12Caption #98
Mr. NonameLurker05:55:11Caption #481
Mr. NonameLurker05:55:10Caption #53
Mr. NonameLurker05:55:09Caption #0
Mr. NonameLurker05:55:08Caption #105
Mr. NonameLurker05:55:07Caption #351
Mr. NonameLurker05:55:06Caption #33
Mr. NonameLurker05:55:05Caption #413
Mr. NonameLurker05:55:04Caption #49
Mr. NonameLurker05:55:03Caption #34
Mr. NonameLurker05:55:02Caption #16
Mr. NonameLurker05:55:01Caption #5
Mr. NonameLurker05:55:00Caption #100
Mr. NonameLurker05:54:59Caption #22
Mr. NonameLurker05:54:58Caption #439
Mr. NonameLurker05:54:57Caption #204
Mr. NonameLurker05:54:56Caption #256
Mr. NonameLurker05:54:55Caption #203
Mr. NonameLurker05:54:54Caption #314
Mr. NonameLurker05:54:53Caption #340
Mr. NonameLurker05:54:52Caption #679
Mr. NonameLurker05:54:51Caption #134
Mr. NonameLurker05:54:50Caption #422
Mr. NonameLurker05:54:49Caption #27
Mr. NonameLurker05:54:48Caption #148
Mr. NonameLurker05:54:47Caption #341
Mr. NonameLurker05:54:46Caption #209
Mr. NonameLurker05:54:45Caption #135
Mr. NonameLurker05:54:44Caption #423
Mr. NonameLurker05:54:43Caption #28
Mr. NonameLurker05:54:42Caption #149
Mr. NonameLurker05:54:41Caption #167
Mr. NonameLurker05:54:40Caption #369
Mr. NonameLurker05:54:39Caption #259
Mr. NonameLurker05:54:38Caption #414
Mr. NonameLurker05:54:37Caption #475
Mr. NonameLurker05:54:36Caption #150
Mr. NonameLurker05:54:35Caption #168
Mr. NonameLurker05:54:34Caption #370
Mr. NonameLurker05:54:33Caption #260
Mr. NonameLurker05:54:32Caption #207
Mr. NonameLurker05:54:31Caption #318
Mr. NonameLurker05:54:30Caption #365
Mr. NonameLurker05:54:29Caption #60
Mr. NonameLurker05:54:28Caption #370
Mr. NonameLurker05:54:27Caption #261
Mr. NonameLurker05:54:26Caption #208
Mr. NonameLurker05:54:25Main Page
Mr. NonameLurker05:54:24Caption #67
Mr. NonameLurker05:54:23Caption #1
Mr. NonameLurker05:54:22Caption #502
Mr. NonameLurker05:54:21Caption #3
Mr. NonameLurker05:54:20Caption #331
Mr. NonameLurker05:54:19Caption #319
Mr. NonameLurker05:54:18Caption #366
Mr. NonameLurker05:54:17Caption #342
Mr. NonameLurker05:54:16Caption #171
Mr. NonameLurker05:54:15Caption #55
Mr. NonameLurker05:54:14Caption #33
Mr. NonameLurker05:54:13Caption #370
Mr. NonameLurker05:54:12Caption #684
Mr. NonameLurker05:54:11Caption #-4
Mr. NonameLurker05:54:10Caption #264
Mr. NonameLurker05:54:09Caption #211
Mr. NonameLurker05:54:08Caption #277
Mr. NonameLurker05:54:07Caption #293
Mr. NonameLurker05:54:06Caption #684
Mr. NonameLurker05:54:05Caption #-5
Mr. NonameLurker05:54:04Caption #265
Mr. NonameLurker05:54:03Caption #344
Mr. NonameLurker05:54:02Caption #155
Mr. NonameLurker05:54:01Caption #268
Mr. NonameLurker05:54:00Caption #371
Mr. NonameLurker05:53:59Caption #558
Mr. NonameLurker05:53:58Caption #58
Mr. NonameLurker05:53:57Caption #36
Mr. NonameLurker05:53:56Caption #155
Mr. NonameLurker05:53:55Caption #174
Mr. NonameLurker05:53:54Caption #66
Mr. NonameLurker05:53:53Caption #-6
Mr. NonameLurker05:53:52Caption #215
Mr. NonameLurker05:53:51Caption #345
Mr. NonameLurker05:53:50Caption #137
Mr. NonameLurker05:53:49Caption #292
Mr. NonameLurker05:53:48Caption #310
Mr. NonameLurker05:53:47Caption #268
Mr. NonameLurker05:53:46Caption #685
Mr. NonameLurker05:53:45Caption #38
Mr. NonameLurker05:53:44Caption #138
Mr. NonameLurker05:53:43Caption #293
Mr. NonameLurker05:53:42Caption #693
Mr. NonameLurker05:53:41Caption #269
Mr. NonameLurker05:53:40Caption #15
Mr. NonameLurker05:53:39Caption #432
Mr. NonameLurker05:53:38Caption #470
Mr. NonameLurker05:53:37Caption #69
Mr. NonameLurker05:53:36Caption #562
Mr. NonameLurker05:53:35Caption #62
Mr. NonameLurker05:53:34Caption #40
Mr. NonameLurker05:53:33Caption #433
Mr. NonameLurker05:53:32Caption #139
Mr. NonameLurker05:53:31Caption #70
Mr. NonameLurker05:53:30Caption #96
Mr. NonameLurker05:53:29Caption #63
Mr. NonameLurker05:53:28Caption #41
Mr. NonameLurker05:53:27Caption #434
Mr. NonameLurker05:53:26Caption #296
Mr. NonameLurker05:53:25Caption #338
Mr. NonameLurker05:53:24Caption #269
Mr. NonameLurker05:53:23Caption #64
Mr. NonameLurker05:53:22Caption #42
Mr. NonameLurker05:53:21Caption #435
Mr. NonameLurker05:53:20Caption #312
Mr. NonameLurker05:53:19Caption #778
Mr. NonameLurker05:53:18Caption #270
Mr. NonameLurker05:53:17Caption #19
Mr. NonameLurker05:53:16Caption #180
Mr. NonameLurker05:53:15Caption #274
Mr. NonameLurker05:53:14Caption #44
Mr. NonameLurker05:53:13Caption #298
Mr. NonameLurker05:53:12Caption #271
Mr. NonameLurker05:53:11Caption #312
Mr. NonameLurker05:53:10Caption #19
Mr. NonameLurker05:53:09Caption #275
Mr. NonameLurker05:53:08Caption #44
Mr. NonameLurker05:53:07Caption #492
Mr. NonameLurker05:53:06Caption #271
Mr. NonameLurker05:53:05Caption #45
Mr. NonameLurker05:53:04Caption #239
Mr. NonameLurker05:53:03Caption #341
Mr. NonameLurker05:53:02Caption #445
Mr. NonameLurker05:53:01Caption #299
Mr. NonameLurker05:53:00Caption #568
Mr. NonameLurker05:52:59Caption #46
Mr. NonameLurker05:52:58Caption #701
Mr. NonameLurker05:52:57Caption #428
Mr. NonameLurker05:52:56Caption #392
Mr. NonameLurker05:52:55Caption #247
Mr. NonameLurker05:52:54Caption #864
Mr. NonameLurker05:52:53Caption #272
Mr. NonameLurker05:52:52Caption #136
Mr. NonameLurker05:52:51Caption #737
Mr. NonameLurker05:52:50Caption #447
Mr. NonameLurker05:52:49Caption #122
Mr. NonameLurker05:52:48Caption #897
Mr. NonameLurker05:52:47Caption #440
Mr. NonameLurker05:52:46Caption #279
Mr. NonameLurker05:52:45Caption #78
Mr. NonameLurker05:52:44Caption #277
Mr. NonameLurker05:52:43Caption #477
Mr. NonameLurker05:52:42Caption #49
Mr. NonameLurker05:52:41Caption #122
Mr. NonameLurker05:52:40Caption #356
Mr. NonameLurker05:52:39Caption #79

Comments on Alternatives [Add Comment]

No comments found for this Alternative.

Add a comment about this alternative caption:
Name:
Vote: What this means
Comment:


Click the monkey to post