[Most Emailed Photos] [Most Fortunate Fortune]

Most Emailed Photos GUEST DAY! - 01/18/2005 by 3Suns
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I grew tired of the unsatisfying love I was getting from my small, furry pets.

So I decided to approach some larger livestock from behind.

I guess he heard me coming.
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The challenge was to take the top 3 most emailed photos on yahoo and create a hopefully amusing story about the sequence. I reserve the right to refuse a disturbing picture, this includes any pictures of celine dion.

Please feel free to add alternative captions if you can or comments if you can't.

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