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Most Emailed Photos GUEST DAY! - 01/27/2004 by This could be my name
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Gentlemen, we can rebuild him. We have the leftover crab appendages.

Someday, he may even be able to attract a hottie like this.

If he doesn't duck it up.
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The challenge was to take the top 3 most emailed photos on yahoo and create a hopefully amusing story about the sequence. I reserve the right to refuse a disturbing picture, this includes any pictures of celine dion.

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<Lauren> Too late, TCBMN. Try again next week.
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