[Most Emailed Photos] [Most Fortunate Fortune]

Most Emailed Photos GUEST DAY! - 06/01/2004 by Pedro Gonzales
<--  First Choose an alternative caption: <   Last   -->-->

My ex-girlfriend was a tom-boy.

She wasn't interested in sex much so I used to jerk off to tv babes. It became addictive.

That was 30 years ago and my fist is still clenched fast in this way. And the blindness is permanent- those old wives tales are true. I'm a cauldron of frustration- aaaah!
(AP)
(AP)
(AP)
Description

The challenge was to take the top 3 most emailed photos on yahoo and create a hopefully amusing story about the sequence. I reserve the right to refuse a disturbing picture, this includes any pictures of celine dion.

Please feel free to add alternative captions if you can or comments if you can't.

All rights to the photos belong to the companies in brackets beneath them. All text, concepts and layout is copyright Mort 2003-2007.


History

These 5 things happened most recently.
Mr. NonameLurker15:05:46drooled over #54
Mr. NonameLurker08:23:46drooled over #666
Mr. NonameLurker13:52:24drooled over #76
Mr. NonameLurker08:51:51drooled over #102
Mr. NonameLurker09:22:14drooled over #555


Current Users

There have been 192 users in the last 10 minutes.
Mr. NonameLurker19:06:54Caption #357
Mr. NonameLurker19:06:53Caption #507
Mr. NonameLurker19:06:51Caption #42
Mr. NonameLurker19:06:49Caption #201
Mr. NonameLurker19:06:45Caption #98
Mr. NonameLurker19:06:41Caption #60
Mr. NonameLurker19:06:40Caption #450
Mr. NonameLurker19:06:37Caption #300
Mr. NonameLurker19:06:34Caption #445
Mr. NonameLurker19:06:30Caption #745
Mr. NonameLurker19:06:27Caption #210
Mr. NonameLurker19:06:25Caption #318
Mr. NonameLurker19:06:21Caption #644
Mr. NonameLurker19:06:17Caption #622
Mr. NonameLurker19:06:14Caption #418
Mr. NonameLurker19:06:13Caption #209
Mr. NonameLurker19:06:10Caption #683
Mr. NonameLurker19:06:09Caption #106
Mr. NonameLurker19:06:08Caption #847
Mr. NonameLurker19:06:05Caption #428
Mr. NonameLurker19:06:01Caption #864
Mr. NonameLurker19:05:57Caption #322
Mr. NonameLurker19:05:50Caption #512
Mr. NonameLurker19:05:45Caption #250
Mr. NonameLurker19:05:42Caption #705
Mr. NonameLurker19:05:41Caption #40
Mr. NonameLurker19:05:38Caption #40
Mr. NonameLurker19:05:33Caption #560
Mr. NonameLurker19:05:30Caption #04
Mr. NonameLurker19:05:21Caption #183
Mr. NonameLurker19:05:17Caption #542
Mr. NonameLurker19:05:14Caption #505
Mr. NonameLurker19:05:10Caption #723
Mr. NonameLurker19:05:09Caption #583
Mr. NonameLurker19:05:05Caption #281
Mr. NonameLurker19:05:01Caption #331
Mr. NonameLurker19:04:57Caption #674
Mr. NonameLurker19:04:54Caption #324
Mr. NonameLurker19:04:53Caption #802
Mr. NonameLurker19:04:47Caption #620
Mr. NonameLurker19:04:45Caption #90
Mr. NonameLurker19:04:43Caption #24
Mr. NonameLurker19:04:41Caption #889
Mr. NonameLurker19:04:37Caption #452
Mr. NonameLurker19:04:33Caption #645
Mr. NonameLurker19:04:30Caption #381
Mr. NonameLurker19:04:25Caption #77
Mr. NonameLurker19:04:21Caption #899
Mr. NonameLurker19:04:17Caption #239
Mr. NonameLurker19:04:14Caption #716
Mr. NonameLurker19:04:12Caption #257
Mr. NonameLurker19:04:09Caption #428
Mr. NonameLurker19:04:06Caption #414
Mr. NonameLurker19:04:04Caption #746
Mr. NonameLurker19:04:01Caption #449
Mr. NonameLurker19:03:57Caption #510
Mr. NonameLurker19:03:54Caption #929
Mr. NonameLurker19:03:50Caption #698
Mr. NonameLurker19:03:49Caption #295
Mr. NonameLurker19:03:45Caption #42
Mr. NonameLurker19:03:42Caption #381
Mr. NonameLurker19:03:40Caption #952
Mr. NonameLurker19:03:37Caption #819
Mr. NonameLurker19:03:33Caption #79
Mr. NonameLurker19:03:29Caption #738
Mr. NonameLurker19:03:25Caption #45
Mr. NonameLurker19:03:21Caption #809
Mr. NonameLurker19:03:17Caption #760
Mr. NonameLurker19:03:13Caption #264
Mr. NonameLurker19:03:10Caption #700
Mr. NonameLurker19:03:06Caption #498
Mr. NonameLurker19:03:05Caption #684
Mr. NonameLurker19:03:01Caption #795
Mr. NonameLurker19:02:57Caption #698
Mr. NonameLurker19:02:53Caption #422
Mr. NonameLurker19:02:49Caption #422
Mr. NonameLurker19:02:45Caption #564
Mr. NonameLurker19:02:41Caption #356
Mr. NonameLurker19:02:37Caption #513
Mr. NonameLurker19:02:33Caption #513
Mr. NonameLurker19:02:30Caption #364
Mr. NonameLurker19:02:29Caption #244
Mr. NonameLurker19:02:27Caption #273
Mr. NonameLurker19:02:26Caption #142
Mr. NonameLurker19:02:22Caption #188
Mr. NonameLurker19:02:21Caption #104
Mr. NonameLurker19:02:19Caption #691
Mr. NonameLurker19:02:17Caption #407
Mr. NonameLurker19:02:13Caption #348
Mr. NonameLurker19:02:11Caption #568
Mr. NonameLurker19:02:09Caption #384
Mr. NonameLurker19:02:05Caption #643
Mr. NonameLurker19:02:01Caption #802
Mr. NonameLurker19:01:57Caption #45
Mr. NonameLurker19:01:56Caption #655
Mr. NonameLurker19:01:53Caption #348
Mr. NonameLurker19:01:49Caption #987
Mr. NonameLurker19:01:47Caption #691
Mr. NonameLurker19:01:46Caption #287
Mr. NonameLurker19:01:45Caption #389
Mr. NonameLurker19:01:42Caption #524
Mr. NonameLurker19:01:41Caption #5
Mr. NonameLurker19:01:38Caption #458
Mr. NonameLurker19:01:33Caption #8
Mr. NonameLurker19:01:30Caption #304
Mr. NonameLurker19:01:25Caption #3
Mr. NonameLurker19:01:21Caption #674
Mr. NonameLurker19:01:17Caption #132
Mr. NonameLurker19:01:13Caption #670
Mr. NonameLurker19:01:10Caption #432
Mr. NonameLurker19:01:09Caption #588
Mr. NonameLurker19:01:08Caption #-9
Mr. NonameLurker19:01:07Caption #136
Mr. NonameLurker19:01:06Caption #233
Mr. NonameLurker19:01:01Caption #587
Mr. NonameLurker19:00:57Caption #265
Mr. NonameLurker19:00:54Caption #772
Mr. NonameLurker19:00:53Caption #279
Mr. NonameLurker19:00:49Caption #102
Mr. NonameLurker19:00:48Caption #356
Mr. NonameLurker19:00:45Caption #416
Mr. NonameLurker19:00:41Caption #478
Mr. NonameLurker19:00:38Caption #105
Mr. NonameLurker19:00:37Caption #939
Mr. NonameLurker19:00:33Caption #39
Mr. NonameLurker19:00:29Caption #269
Mr. NonameLurker19:00:25Caption #677
Mr. NonameLurker19:00:21Caption #377
Mr. NonameLurker19:00:17Caption #98
Mr. NonameLurker19:00:13Caption #375
Mr. NonameLurker19:00:09Caption #689
Mr. NonameLurker19:00:07Caption #601
Mr. NonameLurker19:00:05Caption #532
Mr. NonameLurker19:00:01Caption #374
Mr. NonameLurker18:59:57Caption #652
Mr. NonameLurker18:59:53Caption #586
Mr. NonameLurker18:59:52Caption #395
Mr. NonameLurker18:59:50Caption #726
Mr. NonameLurker18:59:49Caption #676
Mr. NonameLurker18:59:45Caption #765
Mr. NonameLurker18:59:41Caption #605
Mr. NonameLurker18:59:39Caption #337
Mr. NonameLurker18:59:37Caption #773
Mr. NonameLurker18:59:33Caption #155
Mr. NonameLurker18:59:29Caption #232
Mr. NonameLurker18:59:25Caption #621
Mr. NonameLurker18:59:21Caption #687
Mr. NonameLurker18:59:17Caption #65
Mr. NonameLurker18:59:13Caption #38
Mr. NonameLurker18:59:09Caption #205
Mr. NonameLurker18:59:05Caption #440
Mr. NonameLurker18:59:01Caption #111
Mr. NonameLurker18:58:57Caption #114
Mr. NonameLurker18:58:53Caption #262
Mr. NonameLurker18:58:49Caption #133
Mr. NonameLurker18:58:45Caption #236
Mr. NonameLurker18:58:41Caption #663
Mr. NonameLurker18:58:37Caption #117
Mr. NonameLurker18:58:33Caption #749
Mr. NonameLurker18:58:29Caption #581
Mr. NonameLurker18:58:25Caption #763
Mr. NonameLurker18:58:21Caption #763
Mr. NonameLurker18:58:19Caption #84
Mr. NonameLurker18:58:17Caption #579
Mr. NonameLurker18:58:13Caption #92
Mr. NonameLurker18:58:11Caption #807
Mr. NonameLurker18:58:10Caption #672
Mr. NonameLurker18:58:09Caption #122
Mr. NonameLurker18:58:05Caption #576
Mr. NonameLurker18:58:01Caption #370
Mr. NonameLurker18:57:57Caption #643
Mr. NonameLurker18:57:53Caption #819
Mr. NonameLurker18:57:51Caption #318
Mr. NonameLurker18:57:49Caption #283
Mr. NonameLurker18:57:45Caption #111
Mr. NonameLurker18:57:42Caption #402
Mr. NonameLurker18:57:41Caption #796
Mr. NonameLurker18:57:40Caption #294
Mr. NonameLurker18:57:37Caption #305
Mr. NonameLurker18:57:35Caption #323
Mr. NonameLurker18:57:33Caption #349
Mr. NonameLurker18:57:29Caption #601
Mr. NonameLurker18:57:25Caption #92
Mr. NonameLurker18:57:21Caption #217
Mr. NonameLurker18:57:17Caption #877
Mr. NonameLurker18:57:13Caption #15
Mr. NonameLurker18:57:09Caption #856
Mr. NonameLurker18:57:08Caption #719
Mr. NonameLurker18:57:06Caption #592
Mr. NonameLurker18:57:05Caption #496
Mr. NonameLurker18:57:01Caption #748
Mr. NonameLurker18:56:57Caption #642

Comments on Alternatives [Add Comment]

No comments found for this Alternative.

Add a comment about this alternative caption:
Name:
Vote: What this means
Comment:


Click the monkey to post