Most Emailed Photos

Most Emailed Photos - 07/11/2003

by Mort

<-- First

Choose an alternative caption: <

Last -->-->

Bears have it easy, they don't get teased for being over weight at school like me. Nobody dares to call them names like Bulky, Fatso and Plumptious.

I want to be a bear so hard.

I thought I would turn into Yogi Bear if I ate enough picnic baskets. One day I stole a basket from some couple in the park, the food I ate with glee, but I just couldn't stomach the utensils.

Watching the HULK last week changed my whole life. I no longer want to be a bear I want to SMASH and BASH like the HULK.
Yesterday I pulled down my hulk doll's trousers and found a huge willie!

Now I want to be the HULK so hard.

(Reuters)

(AP)

Description

The challenge was to take the top 3 most emailed photos on yahoo and create a hopefully amusing story about the sequence. I reserve the right to refuse a disturbing picture, this includes any pictures of celine dion.

Please feel free to add alternative captions if you can or comments if you can't.

All rights to the photos belong to the companies in brackets beneath them. All text, concepts and layout is copyright Mort 2003-2007.

History

These 5 things happened most recently.

Mr. Noname Lurker 15:05:46 drooled over #54

Mr. Noname Lurker 08:23:46 drooled over #666

Mr. Noname Lurker 13:52:24 drooled over #76

Mr. Noname Lurker 08:51:51 drooled over #102

Mr. Noname Lurker 09:22:14 drooled over #555

Current Users

There have been 101 users in the last 10 minutes.

Mr. Noname Lurker 06:40:22 Caption #345

Mr. Noname Lurker 06:40:21 Caption #180

Mr. Noname Lurker 06:40:20 Caption #387

Mr. Noname Lurker 06:40:19 Caption #771

Mr. Noname Lurker 06:40:18 Caption #358

Mr. Noname Lurker 06:40:17 Caption #560

Mr. Noname Lurker 06:40:16 Caption #214

Mr. Noname Lurker 06:40:15 Caption #64

Mr. Noname Lurker 06:40:14 Caption #203

Mr. Noname Lurker 06:40:13 Caption #505

Mr. Noname Lurker 06:40:12 Caption #648

Mr. Noname Lurker 06:40:11 Caption #198

Mr. Noname Lurker 06:40:10 Caption #576

Mr. Noname Lurker 06:40:09 Caption #807

Mr. Noname Lurker 06:40:08 Caption #311

Mr. Noname Lurker 06:40:07 Caption #616

Mr. Noname Lurker 06:40:06 Caption #808

Mr. Noname Lurker 06:40:05 Caption #43

Mr. Noname Lurker 06:40:04 Caption #251

Mr. Noname Lurker 06:40:03 Caption #368

Mr. Noname Lurker 06:40:02 Caption #6

Mr. Noname Lurker 06:40:01 Caption #166

Mr. Noname Lurker 06:40:00 Caption #768

Mr. Noname Lurker 06:39:59 Caption #92

Mr. Noname Lurker 06:39:58 Caption #449

Mr. Noname Lurker 06:39:57 Caption #213

Mr. Noname Lurker 06:39:56 Caption #776

Mr. Noname Lurker 06:39:55 Caption #534

Mr. Noname Lurker 06:39:54 Caption #180

Mr. Noname Lurker 06:39:53 Caption #322

Mr. Noname Lurker 06:39:52 Caption #785

Mr. Noname Lurker 06:39:51 Caption #525

Mr. Noname Lurker 06:39:50 Caption #387

Mr. Noname Lurker 06:39:49 Caption #415

Mr. Noname Lurker 06:39:48 Caption #878

Mr. Noname Lurker 06:39:47 Caption #139

Mr. Noname Lurker 06:39:46 Caption #342

Mr. Noname Lurker 06:39:45 Caption #725

Mr. Noname Lurker 06:39:43 Caption #557

Mr. Noname Lurker 06:39:42 Caption #736

Mr. Noname Lurker 06:39:40 Caption #289

Mr. Noname Lurker 06:39:39 Caption #228

Mr. Noname Lurker 06:39:38 Caption #353

Mr. Noname Lurker 06:39:37 Caption #833

Mr. Noname Lurker 06:39:36 Caption #735

Mr. Noname Lurker 06:39:35 Caption #807

Mr. Noname Lurker 06:39:34 Caption #245

Mr. Noname Lurker 06:39:33 Caption #444

Mr. Noname Lurker 06:39:32 Caption #382

Mr. Noname Lurker 06:39:31 Caption #731

Mr. Noname Lurker 06:39:27 Caption #500

Mr. Noname Lurker 06:39:26 Caption #540

Mr. Noname Lurker 06:39:23 Caption #497

Mr. Noname Lurker 06:39:21 Caption #897

Mr. Noname Lurker 06:39:20 Caption #626

Mr. Noname Lurker 06:39:19 Caption #437

Mr. Noname Lurker 06:39:18 Caption #818

Mr. Noname Lurker 06:39:17 Caption #634

Mr. Noname Lurker 06:39:16 Caption #615

Mr. Noname Lurker 06:39:15 Caption #726

Mr. Noname Lurker 06:39:14 Caption #417

Mr. Noname Lurker 06:39:13 Caption #497

Mr. Noname Lurker 06:39:12 Caption #336

Mr. Noname Lurker 06:39:11 Caption #377

Mr. Noname Lurker 06:39:10 Caption #242

Mr. Noname Lurker 06:39:09 Caption #90

Mr. Noname Lurker 06:39:08 Caption #298

Mr. Noname Lurker 06:39:07 Caption #636

Mr. Noname Lurker 06:39:06 Caption #196

Mr. Noname Lurker 06:39:05 Caption #598

Mr. Noname Lurker 06:39:04 Caption #93

Mr. Noname Lurker 06:39:03 Caption #286

Mr. Noname Lurker 06:39:02 Caption #754

Mr. Noname Lurker 06:39:01 Caption #694

Mr. Noname Lurker 06:39:00 Caption #754

Mr. Noname Lurker 06:38:59 Caption #176

Mr. Noname Lurker 06:38:58 Caption #340

Mr. Noname Lurker 06:38:57 Caption #398

Mr. Noname Lurker 06:38:56 Caption #866

Mr. Noname Lurker 06:38:55 Caption #39

Mr. Noname Lurker 06:38:54 Caption #429

Mr. Noname Lurker 06:38:53 Caption #101

Mr. Noname Lurker 06:38:52 Caption #212

Mr. Noname Lurker 06:38:51 Caption #155

Mr. Noname Lurker 06:38:50 Caption #334

Mr. Noname Lurker 06:38:49 Caption #346

Mr. Noname Lurker 06:38:48 Caption #10

Mr. Noname Lurker 06:38:47 Caption #189

Mr. Noname Lurker 06:38:46 Caption #129

Mr. Noname Lurker 06:38:45 Caption #155

Mr. Noname Lurker 06:38:44 Caption #16

Mr. Noname Lurker 06:38:43 Caption #281

Mr. Noname Lurker 06:38:42 Caption #592

Mr. Noname Lurker 06:38:41 Caption #113

Mr. Noname Lurker 06:38:40 Caption #643

Mr. Noname Lurker 06:38:39 Caption #528

Mr. Noname Lurker 06:38:38 Caption #495

Mr. Noname Lurker 06:38:37 Caption #600

Mr. Noname Lurker 06:38:36 Caption #301

Mr. Noname Lurker 06:38:35 Caption #187

Mr. Noname Lurker 06:38:34 Caption #741

Comments on Alternatives

[Add Comment]

No comments found for this Alternative.

Add a comment about this alternative caption:
Name:
Vote: What this means
Comment:

Click the monkey to post