Most Emailed Photos

Most Emailed Photos - 02/09/2006

by JP

<-- First

Choose an alternative caption: < >

Last -->-->

Lauren leaped for the door and opened it. But before she could embrace her long lost love--the original revolutionary, with whom she shared a room as he lay his plans for the peoples' uprising--before they could embrace,

POW!

Bavid sucker-punched Mort -- a hard right to the temple.

Mort could then only look up from his seat on the floor at the young man who had decked him, who was menacingly shouting at him.

'Where's my pussy, Mister President? Where's my titties? Where's my fucking beer?! And who the fuck thought up that stupid flag?! And who, WHO made the fucking executive decision, dear leader,' he said in a mocking tone, 'to make the national anthem the meow mix jingle?!'

Mort didn't have an answer; he could only stared bewildered at the face, the face that looked like.. like his own, only 25 years younger.

(Reuters)

Description

The challenge was to take the top 3 most emailed photos on yahoo and create a hopefully amusing story about the sequence. I reserve the right to refuse a disturbing picture, this includes any pictures of celine dion.

Please feel free to add alternative captions if you can or comments if you can't.

All rights to the photos belong to the companies in brackets beneath them. All text, concepts and layout is copyright Mort 2003-2007.

History

These 5 things happened most recently.

Mr. Noname Lurker 15:05:46 drooled over #54

Mr. Noname Lurker 08:23:46 drooled over #666

Mr. Noname Lurker 13:52:24 drooled over #76

Mr. Noname Lurker 08:51:51 drooled over #102

Mr. Noname Lurker 09:22:14 drooled over #555

Current Users

There have been 311 users in the last 10 minutes.

Mr. Noname Lurker 11:34:18 Caption #34

Mr. Noname Lurker 11:34:15 Caption #653

Mr. Noname Lurker 11:34:14 Caption #653

Mr. Noname Lurker 11:34:13 Caption #1

Mr. Noname Lurker 11:34:12 Caption #234

Mr. Noname Lurker 11:34:06 Caption #108

Mr. Noname Lurker 11:34:01 Caption #659

Mr. Noname Lurker 11:33:58 Caption #135

Mr. Noname Lurker 11:33:55 Caption #474

Mr. Noname Lurker 11:33:54 Caption #459

Mr. Noname Lurker 11:33:50 Caption #74

Mr. Noname Lurker 11:33:47 Caption #376

Mr. Noname Lurker 11:33:45 Caption #581

Mr. Noname Lurker 11:33:44 Caption #395

Mr. Noname Lurker 11:33:40 Caption #697

Mr. Noname Lurker 11:33:39 Caption #479

Mr. Noname Lurker 11:33:38 Caption #992

Mr. Noname Lurker 11:33:36 Caption #6

Mr. Noname Lurker 11:33:35 Caption #65

Mr. Noname Lurker 11:33:30 Caption #83

Mr. Noname Lurker 11:33:27 Caption #771

Mr. Noname Lurker 11:33:26 Caption #89

Mr. Noname Lurker 11:33:23 Caption #617

Mr. Noname Lurker 11:33:22 Caption #651

Mr. Noname Lurker 11:33:21 Caption #114

Mr. Noname Lurker 11:33:20 Caption #726

Mr. Noname Lurker 11:33:18 Caption #351

Mr. Noname Lurker 11:33:17 Caption #135

Mr. Noname Lurker 11:33:15 Caption #854

Mr. Noname Lurker 11:33:14 Caption #764

Mr. Noname Lurker 11:33:12 Caption #790

Mr. Noname Lurker 11:33:11 Caption #646

Mr. Noname Lurker 11:33:10 Caption #520

Mr. Noname Lurker 11:33:08 Caption #247

Mr. Noname Lurker 11:33:07 Caption #67

Mr. Noname Lurker 11:33:06 Caption #752

Mr. Noname Lurker 11:33:03 Caption #760

Mr. Noname Lurker 11:33:02 Caption #37

Mr. Noname Lurker 11:33:00 Caption #154

Mr. Noname Lurker 11:32:59 Caption #6

Mr. Noname Lurker 11:32:58 Caption #11

Mr. Noname Lurker 11:32:57 Caption #653

Mr. Noname Lurker 11:32:55 Caption #290

Mr. Noname Lurker 11:32:54 Caption #83

Mr. Noname Lurker 11:32:51 Caption #800

Mr. Noname Lurker 11:32:46 Caption #449

Mr. Noname Lurker 11:32:44 Caption #795

Mr. Noname Lurker 11:32:43 Caption #335

Mr. Noname Lurker 11:32:42 Caption #965

Mr. Noname Lurker 11:32:41 Caption #723

Mr. Noname Lurker 11:32:40 Caption #855

Mr. Noname Lurker 11:32:38 Caption #381

Mr. Noname Lurker 11:32:35 Caption #120

Mr. Noname Lurker 11:32:30 Caption #78

Mr. Noname Lurker 11:32:29 Caption #144

Mr. Noname Lurker 11:32:23 Caption #281

Mr. Noname Lurker 11:32:18 Caption #132

Mr. Noname Lurker 11:32:15 Caption #72

Mr. Noname Lurker 11:32:14 Caption #807

Mr. Noname Lurker 11:32:12 Caption #670

Mr. Noname Lurker 11:32:11 Caption #650

Mr. Noname Lurker 11:32:07 Caption #506

Mr. Noname Lurker 11:32:03 Caption #439

Mr. Noname Lurker 11:32:00 Caption #413

Mr. Noname Lurker 11:31:59 Caption #456

Mr. Noname Lurker 11:31:55 Caption #607

Mr. Noname Lurker 11:31:54 Caption #713

Mr. Noname Lurker 11:31:53 Caption #6

Mr. Noname Lurker 11:31:51 Caption #205

Mr. Noname Lurker 11:31:50 Caption #171

Mr. Noname Lurker 11:31:46 Caption #895

Mr. Noname Lurker 11:31:44 Caption #358

Mr. Noname Lurker 11:31:42 Caption #370

Mr. Noname Lurker 11:31:41 Caption #102

Mr. Noname Lurker 11:31:40 Caption #414

Mr. Noname Lurker 11:31:39 Caption #273

Mr. Noname Lurker 11:31:38 Caption #34

Mr. Noname Lurker 11:31:35 Caption #945

Mr. Noname Lurker 11:31:30 Caption #96

Mr. Noname Lurker 11:31:28 Caption #-70

Mr. Noname Lurker 11:31:27 Caption #292

Mr. Noname Lurker 11:31:23 Caption #870

Mr. Noname Lurker 11:31:21 Caption #636

Mr. Noname Lurker 11:31:19 Caption #413

Mr. Noname Lurker 11:31:18 Caption #745

Mr. Noname Lurker 11:31:17 Caption #80

Mr. Noname Lurker 11:31:16 Caption #688

Mr. Noname Lurker 11:31:15 Caption #850

Mr. Noname Lurker 11:31:14 Caption #704

Mr. Noname Lurker 11:31:13 Caption #824

Mr. Noname Lurker 11:31:10 Caption #431

Mr. Noname Lurker 11:31:09 Caption #344

Mr. Noname Lurker 11:31:06 Caption #186

Mr. Noname Lurker 11:31:03 Caption #382

Mr. Noname Lurker 11:31:02 Caption #755

Mr. Noname Lurker 11:30:58 Caption #397

Mr. Noname Lurker 11:30:56 Caption #279

Mr. Noname Lurker 11:30:54 Caption #641

Mr. Noname Lurker 11:30:53 Caption #584

Mr. Noname Lurker 11:30:50 Caption #521

Mr. Noname Lurker 11:30:48 Caption #460

Mr. Noname Lurker 11:30:46 Caption #425

Mr. Noname Lurker 11:30:44 Caption #44

Mr. Noname Lurker 11:30:43 Caption #398

Mr. Noname Lurker 11:30:42 Caption #764

Mr. Noname Lurker 11:30:39 Caption #11

Mr. Noname Lurker 11:30:38 Caption #549

Mr. Noname Lurker 11:30:35 Caption #147

Mr. Noname Lurker 11:30:34 Caption #29

Mr. Noname Lurker 11:30:31 Caption #277

Mr. Noname Lurker 11:30:30 Caption #86

Mr. Noname Lurker 11:30:29 Caption #247

Mr. Noname Lurker 11:30:26 Caption #28

Mr. Noname Lurker 11:30:25 Caption #609

Mr. Noname Lurker 11:30:24 Caption #28

Mr. Noname Lurker 11:30:23 Caption #534

Mr. Noname Lurker 11:30:22 Main Page

Mr. Noname Lurker 11:30:21 Caption #679

Mr. Noname Lurker 11:30:20 Caption #537

Mr. Noname Lurker 11:30:19 Caption #483

Mr. Noname Lurker 11:30:18 Caption #3

Mr. Noname Lurker 11:30:16 Caption #668

Mr. Noname Lurker 11:30:14 Caption #62

Mr. Noname Lurker 11:30:10 Caption #734

Mr. Noname Lurker 11:30:06 Caption #590

Mr. Noname Lurker 11:30:02 Caption #448

Mr. Noname Lurker 11:29:59 Caption #239

Mr. Noname Lurker 11:29:58 Caption #746

Mr. Noname Lurker 11:29:57 Caption #77

Mr. Noname Lurker 11:29:55 Caption #13

Mr. Noname Lurker 11:29:54 Caption #484

Mr. Noname Lurker 11:29:53 Caption #25

Mr. Noname Lurker 11:29:50 Caption #101

Mr. Noname Lurker 11:29:46 Caption #971

Mr. Noname Lurker 11:29:44 Caption #865

Mr. Noname Lurker 11:29:42 Caption #97

Mr. Noname Lurker 11:29:39 Caption #70

Mr. Noname Lurker 11:29:38 Caption #294

Mr. Noname Lurker 11:29:34 Caption #150

Mr. Noname Lurker 11:29:30 Caption #629

Mr. Noname Lurker 11:29:28 Caption #132

Mr. Noname Lurker 11:29:27 Caption #706

Mr. Noname Lurker 11:29:26 Caption #89

Mr. Noname Lurker 11:29:25 Caption #754

Mr. Noname Lurker 11:29:24 Caption #612

Mr. Noname Lurker 11:29:23 Caption #436

Mr. Noname Lurker 11:29:22 Caption #207

Mr. Noname Lurker 11:29:21 Caption #537

Mr. Noname Lurker 11:29:20 Caption #887

Mr. Noname Lurker 11:29:19 Caption #602

Mr. Noname Lurker 11:29:18 Caption #339

Mr. Noname Lurker 11:29:17 Caption #200

Mr. Noname Lurker 11:29:14 Caption #435

Mr. Noname Lurker 11:29:13 Caption #347

Mr. Noname Lurker 11:29:12 Caption #-19

Mr. Noname Lurker 11:29:10 Caption #-94

Mr. Noname Lurker 11:29:09 Caption #308

Mr. Noname Lurker 11:29:07 Caption #628

Mr. Noname Lurker 11:29:06 Caption #333

Mr. Noname Lurker 11:29:02 Caption #842

Mr. Noname Lurker 11:29:01 Caption #572

Mr. Noname Lurker 11:28:58 Caption #702

Mr. Noname Lurker 11:28:57 Caption #314

Mr. Noname Lurker 11:28:55 Caption #108

Mr. Noname Lurker 11:28:54 Caption #656

Mr. Noname Lurker 11:28:53 Caption #485

Mr. Noname Lurker 11:28:51 Caption #221

Mr. Noname Lurker 11:28:50 Caption #231

Mr. Noname Lurker 11:28:49 Caption #671

Mr. Noname Lurker 11:28:46 Caption #542

Mr. Noname Lurker 11:28:44 Caption #258

Mr. Noname Lurker 11:28:43 Caption #71

Mr. Noname Lurker 11:28:42 Caption #53

Mr. Noname Lurker 11:28:41 Caption #311

Mr. Noname Lurker 11:28:38 Caption #358

Mr. Noname Lurker 11:28:37 Caption #352

Mr. Noname Lurker 11:28:35 Caption #279

Mr. Noname Lurker 11:28:34 Caption #333

Mr. Noname Lurker 11:28:33 Caption #338

Mr. Noname Lurker 11:28:32 Caption #193

Mr. Noname Lurker 11:28:30 Caption #236

Mr. Noname Lurker 11:28:29 Caption #278

Mr. Noname Lurker 11:28:26 Caption #29

Mr. Noname Lurker 11:28:24 Caption #833

Mr. Noname Lurker 11:28:23 Caption #465

Mr. Noname Lurker 11:28:22 Caption #114

Mr. Noname Lurker 11:28:21 Caption #-59

Mr. Noname Lurker 11:28:19 Caption #907

Mr. Noname Lurker 11:28:18 Caption #253

Mr. Noname Lurker 11:28:17 Caption #11

Mr. Noname Lurker 11:28:15 Caption #399

Mr. Noname Lurker 11:28:14 Caption #458

Mr. Noname Lurker 11:28:13 Caption #730

Mr. Noname Lurker 11:28:12 Caption #52

Mr. Noname Lurker 11:28:10 Caption #205

Mr. Noname Lurker 11:28:09 Caption #395

Mr. Noname Lurker 11:28:06 Caption #765

Mr. Noname Lurker 11:28:02 Caption #105

Mr. Noname Lurker 11:28:00 Caption #400

Mr. Noname Lurker 11:27:58 Caption #468

Mr. Noname Lurker 11:27:54 Caption #821

Mr. Noname Lurker 11:27:50 Caption #275

Mr. Noname Lurker 11:27:49 Caption #513

Mr. Noname Lurker 11:27:47 Caption #377

Mr. Noname Lurker 11:27:46 Caption #496

Mr. Noname Lurker 11:27:43 Caption #926

Mr. Noname Lurker 11:27:42 Caption #176

Mr. Noname Lurker 11:27:38 Caption #507

Mr. Noname Lurker 11:27:34 Caption #563

Mr. Noname Lurker 11:27:30 Caption #83

Mr. Noname Lurker 11:27:29 Caption #270

Mr. Noname Lurker 11:27:26 Caption #444

Mr. Noname Lurker 11:27:25 Caption #179

Mr. Noname Lurker 11:27:24 Caption #527

Mr. Noname Lurker 11:27:22 Caption #670

Mr. Noname Lurker 11:27:20 Caption #738

Mr. Noname Lurker 11:27:18 Caption #512

Mr. Noname Lurker 11:27:17 Caption #245

Mr. Noname Lurker 11:27:14 Caption #292

Mr. Noname Lurker 11:27:13 Caption #34

Mr. Noname Lurker 11:27:12 Caption #94

Mr. Noname Lurker 11:27:11 Caption #278

Mr. Noname Lurker 11:27:10 Caption #270

Mr. Noname Lurker 11:27:09 Caption #121

Mr. Noname Lurker 11:27:07 Caption #541

Mr. Noname Lurker 11:27:06 Caption #306

Mr. Noname Lurker 11:27:05 Caption #631

Mr. Noname Lurker 11:27:02 Caption #261

Mr. Noname Lurker 11:27:00 Caption #309

Mr. Noname Lurker 11:26:59 Caption #290

Mr. Noname Lurker 11:26:58 Caption #736

Mr. Noname Lurker 11:26:57 Caption #73

Mr. Noname Lurker 11:26:56 Caption #53

Mr. Noname Lurker 11:26:55 Caption #426

Mr. Noname Lurker 11:26:54 Caption #822

Mr. Noname Lurker 11:26:53 Caption #9

Mr. Noname Lurker 11:26:51 Caption #736

Mr. Noname Lurker 11:26:50 Caption #468

Mr. Noname Lurker 11:26:46 Caption #233

Mr. Noname Lurker 11:26:42 Caption #752

Mr. Noname Lurker 11:26:38 Caption #6

Mr. Noname Lurker 11:26:34 Caption #560

Mr. Noname Lurker 11:26:30 Caption #147

Mr. Noname Lurker 11:26:28 Caption #482

Mr. Noname Lurker 11:26:26 Caption #902

Mr. Noname Lurker 11:26:25 Caption #331

Mr. Noname Lurker 11:26:24 Caption #210

Mr. Noname Lurker 11:26:23 Caption #595

Mr. Noname Lurker 11:26:22 Caption #815

Mr. Noname Lurker 11:26:20 Caption #527

Mr. Noname Lurker 11:26:19 Caption #12

Mr. Noname Lurker 11:26:18 Caption #679

Mr. Noname Lurker 11:26:16 Caption #513

Mr. Noname Lurker 11:26:14 Caption #271

Mr. Noname Lurker 11:26:11 Caption #285

Mr. Noname Lurker 11:26:10 Caption #712

Mr. Noname Lurker 11:26:08 Caption #451

Mr. Noname Lurker 11:26:06 Caption #658

Mr. Noname Lurker 11:26:05 Caption #254

Mr. Noname Lurker 11:26:02 Caption #112

Mr. Noname Lurker 11:25:58 Caption #452

Mr. Noname Lurker 11:25:56 Caption #575

Mr. Noname Lurker 11:25:54 Caption #280

Mr. Noname Lurker 11:25:52 Caption #147

Mr. Noname Lurker 11:25:50 Caption #291

Mr. Noname Lurker 11:25:46 Caption #241

Mr. Noname Lurker 11:25:42 Caption #416

Mr. Noname Lurker 11:25:41 Caption #444

Mr. Noname Lurker 11:25:38 Caption #471

Mr. Noname Lurker 11:25:35 Caption #470

Mr. Noname Lurker 11:25:34 Caption #663

Mr. Noname Lurker 11:25:33 Caption #496

Mr. Noname Lurker 11:25:30 Caption #155

Mr. Noname Lurker 11:25:26 Caption #532

Mr. Noname Lurker 11:25:25 Caption #330

Mr. Noname Lurker 11:25:22 Caption #538

Mr. Noname Lurker 11:25:20 Caption #18

Mr. Noname Lurker 11:25:19 Caption #373

Mr. Noname Lurker 11:25:18 Caption #660

Mr. Noname Lurker 11:25:16 Caption #348

Mr. Noname Lurker 11:25:14 Caption #49

Mr. Noname Lurker 11:25:13 Caption #138

Mr. Noname Lurker 11:25:12 Caption #292

Mr. Noname Lurker 11:25:10 Caption #358

Mr. Noname Lurker 11:25:07 Caption #227

Mr. Noname Lurker 11:25:06 Caption #781

Mr. Noname Lurker 11:25:02 Caption #175

Mr. Noname Lurker 11:25:00 Caption #897

Mr. Noname Lurker 11:24:58 Caption #711

Mr. Noname Lurker 11:24:56 Caption #794

Mr. Noname Lurker 11:24:55 Caption #730

Mr. Noname Lurker 11:24:54 Caption #172

Mr. Noname Lurker 11:24:53 Caption #721

Mr. Noname Lurker 11:24:50 Caption #120

Mr. Noname Lurker 11:24:49 Caption #784

Mr. Noname Lurker 11:24:47 Caption #756

Mr. Noname Lurker 11:24:46 Caption #162

Mr. Noname Lurker 11:24:44 Caption #56

Mr. Noname Lurker 11:24:42 Caption #585

Mr. Noname Lurker 11:24:39 Caption #18

Mr. Noname Lurker 11:24:38 Caption #124

Mr. Noname Lurker 11:24:37 Caption #369

Mr. Noname Lurker 11:24:36 Caption #365

Mr. Noname Lurker 11:24:34 Caption #65

Mr. Noname Lurker 11:24:30 Caption #114

Mr. Noname Lurker 11:24:27 Caption #605

Mr. Noname Lurker 11:24:26 Caption #52

Mr. Noname Lurker 11:24:25 Caption #670

Mr. Noname Lurker 11:24:23 Caption #264

Mr. Noname Lurker 11:24:22 Caption #181

Mr. Noname Lurker 11:24:18 Caption #99

Comments on Alternatives

[Add Comment]

No comments found for this Alternative.

Add a comment about this alternative caption:
Name:
Vote: What this means
Comment:

Click the monkey to post