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Most Emailed Photos - 02/09/2006 by JP
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Lauren leaped for the door and opened it. But before she could embrace her long lost love--the original revolutionary, with whom she shared a room as he lay his plans for the peoples' uprising--before they could embrace,

POW!

Bavid sucker-punched Mort -- a hard right to the temple.


Mort could then only look up from his seat on the floor at the young man who had decked him, who was menacingly shouting at him.

'Where's my pussy, Mister President? Where's my titties? Where's my fucking beer?! And who the fuck thought up that stupid flag?! And who, WHO made the fucking executive decision, dear leader,' he said in a mocking tone, 'to make the national anthem the meow mix jingle?!'

Mort didn't have an answer; he could only stared bewildered at the face, the face that looked like.. like his own, only 25 years younger.

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The challenge was to take the top 3 most emailed photos on yahoo and create a hopefully amusing story about the sequence. I reserve the right to refuse a disturbing picture, this includes any pictures of celine dion.

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All rights to the photos belong to the companies in brackets beneath them. All text, concepts and layout is copyright Mort 2003-2007.


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