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Most Emailed Photos - 08/26/2004 by Mort
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Just my luck, reincarnated again.

I know I should be doing something to the girls, but all I feel like doing is humping their legs.

Serves me right, stuck in a body that wants to sniff butts.

- Joseph Stalin (deceased)
(Reuters)
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(Reuters)
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The challenge was to take the top 3 most emailed photos on yahoo and create a hopefully amusing story about the sequence. I reserve the right to refuse a disturbing picture, this includes any pictures of celine dion.

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All rights to the photos belong to the companies in brackets beneath them. All text, concepts and layout is copyright Mort 2003-2007.


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