Most Emailed Photos

Most Emailed Photos - 03/17/2004

by Mort

<-- First

Choose an alternative caption: <

Last -->-->

Girlfriend, I just picked up the weirdest little John!
He was a koala bear, he took me to a hotel room, then went down on me with his funky little tongue.

Then he started to walk out without leaving me money.

Damn! I hope you told him to look up prostitute in a dictionary.

"Prostitute: one who receives money for sex."

Oh don't you worry I totally did, but he told me to look up koala...

"Koala: an Austrailian mammal who eats bush and leaves."

(Bathroom Mania)

(AFP)

Description

The challenge was to take the top 3 most emailed photos on yahoo and create a hopefully amusing story about the sequence. I reserve the right to refuse a disturbing picture, this includes any pictures of celine dion.

Please feel free to add alternative captions if you can or comments if you can't.

All rights to the photos belong to the companies in brackets beneath them. All text, concepts and layout is copyright Mort 2003-2007.

History

These 5 things happened most recently.

Mr. Noname Lurker 15:05:46 drooled over #54

Mr. Noname Lurker 08:23:46 drooled over #666

Mr. Noname Lurker 13:52:24 drooled over #76

Mr. Noname Lurker 08:51:51 drooled over #102

Mr. Noname Lurker 09:22:14 drooled over #555

Current Users

There have been 111 users in the last 10 minutes.

Mr. Noname Lurker 03:59:34 Caption #310

Mr. Noname Lurker 03:59:33 Caption #21

Mr. Noname Lurker 03:59:30 Caption #843

Mr. Noname Lurker 03:59:29 Caption #144

Mr. Noname Lurker 03:59:27 Main Page

Mr. Noname Lurker 03:59:26 Caption #85

Mr. Noname Lurker 03:59:22 Caption #171

Mr. Noname Lurker 03:59:21 Caption #200

Mr. Noname Lurker 03:59:19 Caption #296

Mr. Noname Lurker 03:59:17 Caption #797

Mr. Noname Lurker 03:59:16 Caption #466

Mr. Noname Lurker 03:59:15 Caption #258

Mr. Noname Lurker 03:59:14 Caption #299

Mr. Noname Lurker 03:59:13 Caption #513

Mr. Noname Lurker 03:59:07 Caption #374

Mr. Noname Lurker 03:59:05 Caption #326

Mr. Noname Lurker 03:59:02 Caption #565

Mr. Noname Lurker 03:59:01 Caption #348

Mr. Noname Lurker 03:59:00 Caption #333

Mr. Noname Lurker 03:58:59 Caption #489

Mr. Noname Lurker 03:58:58 Caption #738

Mr. Noname Lurker 03:58:56 Caption #81

Mr. Noname Lurker 03:58:51 Caption #929

Mr. Noname Lurker 03:58:50 Caption #857

Mr. Noname Lurker 03:58:46 Caption #498

Mr. Noname Lurker 03:58:45 Caption #620

Mr. Noname Lurker 03:58:42 Caption #326

Mr. Noname Lurker 03:58:41 Caption #533

Mr. Noname Lurker 03:58:40 Caption #505

Mr. Noname Lurker 03:58:36 Caption #23

Mr. Noname Lurker 03:58:33 Caption #487

Mr. Noname Lurker 03:58:32 Caption #41

Mr. Noname Lurker 03:58:29 Caption #-7

Mr. Noname Lurker 03:58:28 Caption #768

Mr. Noname Lurker 03:58:27 Caption #122

Mr. Noname Lurker 03:58:25 Caption #760

Mr. Noname Lurker 03:58:12 Caption #327

Mr. Noname Lurker 03:58:11 Caption #407

Mr. Noname Lurker 03:58:10 Caption #335

Mr. Noname Lurker 03:58:02 Caption #739

Mr. Noname Lurker 03:58:01 Caption #182

Mr. Noname Lurker 03:57:59 Caption #492

Mr. Noname Lurker 03:57:57 Caption #89

Mr. Noname Lurker 03:57:44 Caption #437

Mr. Noname Lurker 03:57:43 Caption #603

Mr. Noname Lurker 03:57:42 Caption #162

Mr. Noname Lurker 03:57:38 Caption #93

Mr. Noname Lurker 03:57:37 Caption #27

Mr. Noname Lurker 03:57:35 Caption #787

Mr. Noname Lurker 03:57:32 Caption #397

Mr. Noname Lurker 03:57:31 Caption #453

Mr. Noname Lurker 03:57:30 Caption #178

Mr. Noname Lurker 03:57:29 Caption #543

Mr. Noname Lurker 03:57:23 Caption #99

Mr. Noname Lurker 03:57:22 Caption #281

Mr. Noname Lurker 03:57:21 Caption #98

Mr. Noname Lurker 03:57:19 Caption #9

Mr. Noname Lurker 03:57:18 Caption #97

Mr. Noname Lurker 03:57:17 Caption #270

Mr. Noname Lurker 03:57:08 Caption #877

Mr. Noname Lurker 03:57:07 Caption #196

Mr. Noname Lurker 03:57:04 Caption #440

Mr. Noname Lurker 03:57:02 Caption #55

Mr. Noname Lurker 03:57:01 Caption #962

Mr. Noname Lurker 03:56:59 Caption #563

Mr. Noname Lurker 03:56:57 Caption #432

Mr. Noname Lurker 03:56:55 Caption #576

Mr. Noname Lurker 03:56:54 Caption #522

Mr. Noname Lurker 03:56:50 Caption #493

Mr. Noname Lurker 03:56:49 Caption #6

Mr. Noname Lurker 03:56:48 Caption #663

Mr. Noname Lurker 03:56:46 Caption #500

Mr. Noname Lurker 03:56:44 Caption #539

Mr. Noname Lurker 03:56:41 Main Page

Mr. Noname Lurker 03:56:40 Caption #792

Mr. Noname Lurker 03:56:39 Caption #688

Mr. Noname Lurker 03:56:37 Caption #568

Mr. Noname Lurker 03:56:36 Caption #-73

Mr. Noname Lurker 03:56:32 Caption #16

Mr. Noname Lurker 03:56:31 Caption #748

Mr. Noname Lurker 03:56:30 Caption #382

Mr. Noname Lurker 03:56:29 Caption #533

Mr. Noname Lurker 03:56:26 Caption #6

Mr. Noname Lurker 03:56:21 Caption #569

Mr. Noname Lurker 03:56:20 Caption #111

Mr. Noname Lurker 03:56:16 Caption #837

Mr. Noname Lurker 03:56:15 Caption #99

Mr. Noname Lurker 03:56:14 Caption #693

Mr. Noname Lurker 03:56:13 Caption #423

Mr. Noname Lurker 03:56:12 Caption #626

Mr. Noname Lurker 03:56:11 Caption #568

Mr. Noname Lurker 03:56:10 Caption #225

Mr. Noname Lurker 03:56:08 Caption #61

Mr. Noname Lurker 03:56:07 Caption #434

Mr. Noname Lurker 03:56:06 Caption #690

Mr. Noname Lurker 03:56:05 Caption #299

Mr. Noname Lurker 03:56:01 Caption #51

Mr. Noname Lurker 03:56:00 Caption #775

Mr. Noname Lurker 03:55:59 Caption #780

Mr. Noname Lurker 03:55:57 Caption #15

Mr. Noname Lurker 03:55:56 Caption #97

Mr. Noname Lurker 03:55:55 Caption #428

Mr. Noname Lurker 03:55:52 Caption #385

Mr. Noname Lurker 03:55:51 Caption #3

Mr. Noname Lurker 03:55:46 Caption #107

Mr. Noname Lurker 03:55:45 Caption #668

Mr. Noname Lurker 03:55:44 Caption #542

Mr. Noname Lurker 03:55:43 Caption #641

Mr. Noname Lurker 03:55:42 Caption #17

Mr. Noname Lurker 03:55:40 Caption #791

Mr. Noname Lurker 03:55:39 Caption #312

Comments on Alternatives

[Add Comment]

No comments found for this Alternative.

Add a comment about this alternative caption:
Name:
Vote: What this means
Comment:

Click the monkey to post