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Most Emailed Photos - 02/11/2004 by guyPaulo
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Well done, Dr. Huffensuker. Your demonstartion of canine brain surgery wins you the nobel prize. But, please, show us the trick again!

Alright. See? First, you stick your fist into his cerebellum (slump), then you wiggle your fingers! Watch him dance and vomit at the same time.

DANCE YOU RETARED BASTARD, DANCE!

Later, after Dr. Huffensuker dies
Oh Shit! I've been reincarnated as a duck in the middle of a Bird Flu epidemic! F*ck! Karma sucks.....
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The challenge was to take the top 3 most emailed photos on yahoo and create a hopefully amusing story about the sequence. I reserve the right to refuse a disturbing picture, this includes any pictures of celine dion.

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<Jmofwiw> This is sick. I'm ashamed to have laughed so hard. Make him dance again.
<guyPaulo> Its kind of funny that I mispelled "retarded" if you think about it....
<3Suns> Yeah, funny like ROADKILL...
<mypalmike> Thios dog is sure getting a lot of awards today.

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