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Most Emailed Photos CRASS DAY! - 02/18/2004

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As the needle left my vein, I was already seeing the blood as a sparkling vapor trail. This was good sh*t!

I spent the next ten hours staring at the naked woman on my wall, mentally removing her body parts at random.

Then, the trip turned bad. My mind wandered from "bare" to "bear" and until the drug wore off I was screaming "Give me the g*dd*m seal!" and clawing at my buddy trying to hold me down.

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The challenge was to take the top 3 most emailed photos on yahoo and create a hopefully amusing story about the sequence. I reserve the right to refuse a disturbing picture, this includes any pictures of celine dion.

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All rights to the photos belong to the companies in brackets beneath them. All text, concepts and layout is copyright Mort 2003-2007.

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<ElvisThePelvis> Hehe...I hate when that happens.
<Lauren> Me too.
<3Suns> Excellent!
<guyPaulo> Oh man, I didn't figure yoyo for a drug reference this good. He must be studying all the drug-books in the library on his lunch break.
<mypalmike> Killer last pic!
<ajiav> this is powerful stuff.

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