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Most Emailed Photos GUEST DAY! - 01/20/2004

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After much cajoling and an expired restraining order, guyPaulo finally convinced Lauren to go out on a second date. She was quite a catch, with a wild "French" approach to body hair.

Sadly, guy's interest waned just as Lauren's grew. guy's love of internet porn and fear of commitment were too much for her to overcome.

Years later, as Lauren ended up as a bearded hobo, sleeping on railroad tracks, she questioned her decision to play "hard to get" on their first, disastrous date.

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The challenge was to take the top 3 most emailed photos on yahoo and create a hopefully amusing story about the sequence. I reserve the right to refuse a disturbing picture, this includes any pictures of celine dion.

Please feel free to add alternative captions if you can or comments if you can't.

All rights to the photos belong to the companies in brackets beneath them. All text, concepts and layout is copyright Mort 2003-2007.

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<Lauren> Ain't that the way it always goes?
<mypalmike> Poor Lauren.

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