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Most Emailed Photos GUEST DAY! - 10/04/2005 by Allaran
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When the alien's face-hugging embryo attached itself,

I cringed at the thought of what might soon be gestating within my chest cavity.

Only the prayers and expert targeting skills of my dearest friends could save me.
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The challenge was to take the top 3 most emailed photos on yahoo and create a hopefully amusing story about the sequence. I reserve the right to refuse a disturbing picture, this includes any pictures of celine dion.

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<Lauren> Excellent!
<JP> Lucas is missing out on a great opportunity. Alien Vs. Predator Vs. the Cast of Star Wars. At Fenway Park. Also Starring Drew Barrymore and Jimmy Fallon. (They're the first to die.)
<Allaran> Gotta agree. Besides who doesn't think there should have been more baseball in Episode III?
<mypalmike> Hey, don't give away the plot! I still haven't seen ep. 3!
<Allaran> Anyone want to start a pool for when we'll get a new round???
<mypalmike> I'd say November....

2006

<Allaran> Woohoo! A whole month with the same caption. Not to mention 3 days of downtime. Will MEP fade into nothingness? Let's hope not!!

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