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Most Emailed Photos - 01/13/2005 by 3Suns
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Seeing as how I'm built like a 400 lb gorilla and about as smart, I figured the only thing I could do was join the army.

Somebody has to kill those Nazis!

The only thing I don't like about this place is the goddamn "Shit on a Shingle" they serve twice a week.
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The challenge was to take the top 3 most emailed photos on yahoo and create a hopefully amusing story about the sequence. I reserve the right to refuse a disturbing picture, this includes any pictures of celine dion.

Please feel free to add alternative captions if you can or comments if you can't.

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<Lauren> HAHAHAHAH! I LOVE the SOS-Pooh on Toast connection!
<What?> clever
<Kumiho> Rock on, brillant!

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