[Most Emailed Photos] [Most Fortunate Fortune]

Most Emailed Photos - 12/27/2004 by ElvisThePelvis
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In my lust filled dreams I felt her breasts thrust against my back.

I awoke with a manhood so engorged that heads turned wherever I went.

My mom tried everything she could to make my erection go down. Alas, it still remains.
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The challenge was to take the top 3 most emailed photos on yahoo and create a hopefully amusing story about the sequence. I reserve the right to refuse a disturbing picture, this includes any pictures of celine dion.

Please feel free to add alternative captions if you can or comments if you can't.

All rights to the photos belong to the companies in brackets beneath them. All text, concepts and layout is copyright Mort 2003-2007.


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<Kumiho> Ow! You've got a cruel momma Elvis.

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