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Most Emailed Photos - 12/27/2004 by ElvisThePelvis
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In my lust filled dreams I felt her breasts thrust against my back.

I awoke with a manhood so engorged that heads turned wherever I went.

My mom tried everything she could to make my erection go down. Alas, it still remains.
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The challenge was to take the top 3 most emailed photos on yahoo and create a hopefully amusing story about the sequence. I reserve the right to refuse a disturbing picture, this includes any pictures of celine dion.

Please feel free to add alternative captions if you can or comments if you can't.

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<Kumiho> Ow! You've got a cruel momma Elvis.

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