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Most Emailed Photos GUEST DAY! - 11/02/2004 by Someone
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My pussy was dry.

I searched the world for a solution.

What worked? Fully-clothed public sex at gunpoint.
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Description

The challenge was to take the top 3 most emailed photos on yahoo and create a hopefully amusing story about the sequence. I reserve the right to refuse a disturbing picture, this includes any pictures of celine dion.

Please feel free to add alternative captions if you can or comments if you can't.

All rights to the photos belong to the companies in brackets beneath them. All text, concepts and layout is copyright Mort 2003-2007.


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<Pedro Gonzales> that last caption made me laugh alot
<Axolotl> gP or Kumi? why the pseudonym?
<apple juice is a verb> 
<ElvisThePelvis> Mmmm....very nice.
<guyPaulo> It's not me, but I wish I wrote it.
<Agent Kumi> Not me either, I've been in the hospital.

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