I was tired of my boring style. The "conservative" look was just not for me anymore but I didn't want to imitate someone elses style. So I made up my own.
I started referring to everyone and everything as a marsupial.
"What's up, homie? I'm gonna hit that sh*t like a koala, man!"
"Dang! Check out the wombats on that fine kangaroo! She's hot!!!"
I also developed a secret handshake as well.
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