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Most Emailed Photos - 08/05/2004 by ElvisThePelvis
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If GWB were truly plain-spoken:

"You liberal media types look here. I ain't no liberal limp dick, I'm strong virile man."


"And Laura don't spend her time lookin' for other pussies to keep her satisfied."


"Not when she has a stallion like me at home to give it to her 3 times a night after she makes me dinner and cleans up the house a bit.

(Reuters)
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The challenge was to take the top 3 most emailed photos on yahoo and create a hopefully amusing story about the sequence. I reserve the right to refuse a disturbing picture, this includes any pictures of celine dion.

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<guyPaulo> If he were actually that honest, I might vote for him! Well, maybe not, but he'd definitely be funnier!

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