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Most Emailed Photos - 07/14/2004 by superwoman biatch
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I used to be a famous model...until my looks started to disentegrate.

No one believes I used to be a model. I tried explaining my previous work experience to this stupid guy. But all he would do was run away from me.

I don't take rejection very well...so when I finally got a hold of him I just turned him into a frog.
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The challenge was to take the top 3 most emailed photos on yahoo and create a hopefully amusing story about the sequence. I reserve the right to refuse a disturbing picture, this includes any pictures of celine dion.

Please feel free to add alternative captions if you can or comments if you can't.

All rights to the photos belong to the companies in brackets beneath them. All text, concepts and layout is copyright Mort 2003-2007.


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<mypalmike> You can do that?
<Kumiho> why not? she's a waitch.

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