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My wife's meatloaf turned out looking kinda funny last night, but I ate it anyway. Turns out, she had ground up my pet iguana and put him in the recipe. F*cking b*tch.

The emotional pain at the loss of my beloved pet was compounded by the fact that eating undercooked iguana-loaf can cause a massive case of explosive diarhhea. By the end of the night I had lost enough bodily fluids to fill a pool.

Oh, but I got my revenge though. Being the evil fiend I am, I CANCELLED HER SUBSCRIPTION TO NATIONAL GEOGRAPHIC MAGAZINE!!! BWAHAHAHAHAHAH!!!! I AM SOOOOO EVIL!!!!

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The challenge was to take the top 3 most emailed photos on yahoo and create a hopefully amusing story about the sequence. I reserve the right to refuse a disturbing picture, this includes any pictures of celine dion.

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<guyPaulo> I felt it was time to bring back the ED.
<Carol> It is always with us in spirit. Bravo on the National Geographic reference! It gets more and more difficult to come up with a new thing about tigers.
<Kumiho> I was wondering what happened to ED.
<ElvisThePelvis> I keep a little jar of ED on my desk. People tend to not question your decisions when you could possibly fling shit at them...
<Kumiho> Elvis you are a true monky
<mypalmike> As soon as I saw "My wife's meatloaf", I knew it was going to be a guyPaulo E.D. classic.
<guyPaulo> One of the percs of writing all those ED caption is my ability to spell diarrhea correctly without a spellchecker. Well, except for blowing it in THIS particular caption, anyway.
<3Suns> When you're sliding into home,
And you feel a little foam,
Diarrhea! Diarrhea!
<guyPaulo> When you do a little dance,
And it comes out in your pants,
Diarrhea! Diarrhea!
<Axolotl> Diarrhea! Cha cha cha!
Diarrhea! Cha cha cha!
<Kumiho> Petmo Bismo, fur what ails you.

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