[Most Emailed Photos] [Most Fortunate Fortune]

Most Emailed Photos - 06/17/2004 by guyPaulo
<--  First Choose an alternative caption: <  > Last   -->-->

My wife's meatloaf turned out looking kinda funny last night, but I ate it anyway. Turns out, she had ground up my pet iguana and put him in the recipe. F*cking b*tch.

The emotional pain at the loss of my beloved pet was compounded by the fact that eating undercooked iguana-loaf can cause a massive case of explosive diarhhea. By the end of the night I had lost enough bodily fluids to fill a pool.

Oh, but I got my revenge though. Being the evil fiend I am, I CANCELLED HER SUBSCRIPTION TO NATIONAL GEOGRAPHIC MAGAZINE!!! BWAHAHAHAHAHAH!!!! I AM SOOOOO EVIL!!!!
(AP)
(AP)
(AFP)
Description

The challenge was to take the top 3 most emailed photos on yahoo and create a hopefully amusing story about the sequence. I reserve the right to refuse a disturbing picture, this includes any pictures of celine dion.

Please feel free to add alternative captions if you can or comments if you can't.

All rights to the photos belong to the companies in brackets beneath them. All text, concepts and layout is copyright Mort 2003-2007.


History

These 5 things happened most recently.
Mr. NonameLurker15:05:46drooled over #54
Mr. NonameLurker08:23:46drooled over #666
Mr. NonameLurker13:52:24drooled over #76
Mr. NonameLurker08:51:51drooled over #102
Mr. NonameLurker09:22:14drooled over #555


Current Users

There have been 207 users in the last 10 minutes.
Mr. NonameLurker19:50:54Caption #3
Mr. NonameLurker19:50:53Caption #107
Mr. NonameLurker19:50:51Caption #610
Mr. NonameLurker19:50:47Caption #413
Mr. NonameLurker19:50:42Caption #359
Mr. NonameLurker19:50:39Caption #482
Mr. NonameLurker19:50:38Caption #92
Mr. NonameLurker19:50:36Main Page
Mr. NonameLurker19:50:35Main Page
Mr. NonameLurker19:50:34Main Page
Mr. NonameLurker19:50:33Caption #403
Mr. NonameLurker19:50:32Caption #282
Mr. NonameLurker19:50:31Caption #2
Mr. NonameLurker19:50:30Caption #108
Mr. NonameLurker19:50:29Caption #776
Mr. NonameLurker19:50:25Caption #703
Mr. NonameLurker19:50:24Caption #429
Mr. NonameLurker19:50:21Caption #654
Mr. NonameLurker19:50:19Caption #423
Mr. NonameLurker19:50:18Caption #777
Mr. NonameLurker19:50:14Caption #-23
Mr. NonameLurker19:50:13Caption #472
Mr. NonameLurker19:50:12Caption #-39
Mr. NonameLurker19:50:11Caption #975
Mr. NonameLurker19:50:10Main Page
Mr. NonameLurker19:50:09Caption #-47
Mr. NonameLurker19:50:06Caption #461
Mr. NonameLurker19:50:01Caption #539
Mr. NonameLurker19:49:57Caption #55
Mr. NonameLurker19:49:56Caption #103
Mr. NonameLurker19:49:53Caption #666
Mr. NonameLurker19:49:51Caption #280
Mr. NonameLurker19:49:50Caption #182
Mr. NonameLurker19:49:45Caption #734
Mr. NonameLurker19:49:44Caption #522
Mr. NonameLurker19:49:43Caption #129
Mr. NonameLurker19:49:42Caption #38
Mr. NonameLurker19:49:38Caption #671
Mr. NonameLurker19:49:35Caption #800
Mr. NonameLurker19:49:34Caption #75
Mr. NonameLurker19:49:32Caption #568
Mr. NonameLurker19:49:31Caption #591
Mr. NonameLurker19:49:30Caption #591
Mr. NonameLurker19:49:29Caption #-6
Mr. NonameLurker19:49:28Caption #339
Mr. NonameLurker19:49:26Caption #-16
Mr. NonameLurker19:49:22Caption #327
Mr. NonameLurker19:49:21Caption #133
Mr. NonameLurker19:49:20Caption #15
Mr. NonameLurker19:49:19Caption #279
Mr. NonameLurker19:49:18Caption #568
Mr. NonameLurker19:49:17Caption #473
Mr. NonameLurker19:49:15Caption #460
Mr. NonameLurker19:49:14Caption #430
Mr. NonameLurker19:49:13Caption #440
Mr. NonameLurker19:49:12Caption #839
Mr. NonameLurker19:49:11Caption #113
Mr. NonameLurker19:49:10Caption #908
Mr. NonameLurker19:49:06Caption #389
Mr. NonameLurker19:49:05Caption #650
Mr. NonameLurker19:49:02Caption #613
Mr. NonameLurker19:48:59Caption #166
Mr. NonameLurker19:48:58Caption #860
Mr. NonameLurker19:48:56Caption #471
Mr. NonameLurker19:48:54Caption #463
Mr. NonameLurker19:48:49Caption #533
Mr. NonameLurker19:48:48Caption #650
Mr. NonameLurker19:48:46Caption #389
Mr. NonameLurker19:48:45Caption #835
Mr. NonameLurker19:48:44Caption #504
Mr. NonameLurker19:48:40Caption #252
Mr. NonameLurker19:48:39Caption #590
Mr. NonameLurker19:48:38Caption #214
Mr. NonameLurker19:48:37Caption #495
Mr. NonameLurker19:48:36Caption #530
Mr. NonameLurker19:48:35Caption #519
Mr. NonameLurker19:48:34Caption #784
Mr. NonameLurker19:48:33Caption #423
Mr. NonameLurker19:48:31Caption #661
Mr. NonameLurker19:48:30Caption #207
Mr. NonameLurker19:48:26Caption #-44
Mr. NonameLurker19:48:25Caption #575
Mr. NonameLurker19:48:23Caption #753
Mr. NonameLurker19:48:22Caption #306
Mr. NonameLurker19:48:19Caption #589
Mr. NonameLurker19:48:18Caption #391
Mr. NonameLurker19:48:15Caption #882
Mr. NonameLurker19:48:11Caption #289
Mr. NonameLurker19:48:08Caption #654
Mr. NonameLurker19:48:06Caption #221
Mr. NonameLurker19:48:02Caption #886
Mr. NonameLurker19:47:58Caption #550
Mr. NonameLurker19:47:57Caption #735
Mr. NonameLurker19:47:56Caption #147
Mr. NonameLurker19:47:55Caption #454
Mr. NonameLurker19:47:54Caption #637
Mr. NonameLurker19:47:53Caption #523
Mr. NonameLurker19:47:52Caption #888
Mr. NonameLurker19:47:51Caption #427
Mr. NonameLurker19:47:50Caption #31
Mr. NonameLurker19:47:48Caption #95
Mr. NonameLurker19:47:45Caption #568
Mr. NonameLurker19:47:44Caption #519
Mr. NonameLurker19:47:43Caption #238
Mr. NonameLurker19:47:42Caption #391
Mr. NonameLurker19:47:39Caption #676
Mr. NonameLurker19:47:36Caption #268
Mr. NonameLurker19:47:34Caption #752
Mr. NonameLurker19:47:33Caption #837
Mr. NonameLurker19:47:32Caption #961
Mr. NonameLurker19:47:31Caption #579
Mr. NonameLurker19:47:30Caption #885
Mr. NonameLurker19:47:29Caption #485
Mr. NonameLurker19:47:27Caption #51
Mr. NonameLurker19:47:25Caption #8
Mr. NonameLurker19:47:21Caption #747
Mr. NonameLurker19:47:19Caption #788
Mr. NonameLurker19:47:18Caption #591
Mr. NonameLurker19:47:16Caption #545
Mr. NonameLurker19:47:15Caption #558
Mr. NonameLurker19:47:11Caption #118
Mr. NonameLurker19:47:10Caption #821
Mr. NonameLurker19:47:09Caption #791
Mr. NonameLurker19:47:08Caption #271
Mr. NonameLurker19:47:07Caption #894
Mr. NonameLurker19:47:06Caption #335
Mr. NonameLurker19:47:05Caption #593
Mr. NonameLurker19:47:03Caption #793
Mr. NonameLurker19:47:02Caption #901
Mr. NonameLurker19:47:00Caption #357
Mr. NonameLurker19:46:59Caption #276
Mr. NonameLurker19:46:58Caption #394
Mr. NonameLurker19:46:57Caption #398
Mr. NonameLurker19:46:56Caption #638
Mr. NonameLurker19:46:55Caption #619
Mr. NonameLurker19:46:54Caption #340
Mr. NonameLurker19:46:53Caption #770
Mr. NonameLurker19:46:52Caption #160
Mr. NonameLurker19:46:51Caption #372
Mr. NonameLurker19:46:46Caption #745
Mr. NonameLurker19:46:42Caption #776
Mr. NonameLurker19:46:38Caption #17
Mr. NonameLurker19:46:36Caption #426
Mr. NonameLurker19:46:34Caption #807
Mr. NonameLurker19:46:33Caption #63
Mr. NonameLurker19:46:32Caption #20
Mr. NonameLurker19:46:31Caption #301
Mr. NonameLurker19:46:30Caption #780
Mr. NonameLurker19:46:29Caption #229
Mr. NonameLurker19:46:27Caption #61
Mr. NonameLurker19:46:26Caption #301
Mr. NonameLurker19:46:24Caption #553
Mr. NonameLurker19:46:23Caption #193
Mr. NonameLurker19:46:22Caption #439
Mr. NonameLurker19:46:21Caption #282
Mr. NonameLurker19:46:20Caption #911
Mr. NonameLurker19:46:19Caption #915
Mr. NonameLurker19:46:16Caption #486
Mr. NonameLurker19:46:15Caption #755
Mr. NonameLurker19:46:12Caption #854
Mr. NonameLurker19:46:10Caption #773
Mr. NonameLurker19:46:08Caption #588
Mr. NonameLurker19:46:06Caption #819
Mr. NonameLurker19:46:02Caption #449
Mr. NonameLurker19:46:01Caption #850
Mr. NonameLurker19:46:00Caption #322
Mr. NonameLurker19:45:58Caption #2
Mr. NonameLurker19:45:54Caption #404
Mr. NonameLurker19:45:51Main Page
Mr. NonameLurker19:45:48Caption #584
Mr. NonameLurker19:45:44Caption #328
Mr. NonameLurker19:45:43Caption #255
Mr. NonameLurker19:45:42Caption #148
Mr. NonameLurker19:45:41Caption #460
Mr. NonameLurker19:45:40Caption #748
Mr. NonameLurker19:45:39Caption #50
Mr. NonameLurker19:45:36Caption #111
Mr. NonameLurker19:45:30Caption #213
Mr. NonameLurker19:45:27Caption #406
Mr. NonameLurker19:45:26Caption #720
Mr. NonameLurker19:45:23Caption #351
Mr. NonameLurker19:45:22Caption #476
Mr. NonameLurker19:45:19Caption #628
Mr. NonameLurker19:45:18Caption #414
Mr. NonameLurker19:45:16Caption #272
Mr. NonameLurker19:45:13Caption #78
Mr. NonameLurker19:45:10Caption #70
Mr. NonameLurker19:45:08Caption #158
Mr. NonameLurker19:45:06Caption #561
Mr. NonameLurker19:45:05Caption #270
Mr. NonameLurker19:45:04Caption #646
Mr. NonameLurker19:45:03Caption #493
Mr. NonameLurker19:45:02Caption #866
Mr. NonameLurker19:45:01Caption #464
Mr. NonameLurker19:44:59Caption #170
Mr. NonameLurker19:44:58Caption #519
Mr. NonameLurker19:44:57Caption #357
Mr. NonameLurker19:44:55Caption #155
Mr. NonameLurker19:44:50Caption #265
Mr. NonameLurker19:44:48Caption #332
Mr. NonameLurker04:58:05Caption #641
Mr. NonameLurker19:44:43Caption #12
Mr. NonameLurker19:44:39Caption #407
Mr. NonameLurker19:44:38Caption #170
Mr. NonameLurker19:44:37Caption #431
Mr. NonameLurker19:44:36Caption #465
Mr. NonameLurker19:44:35Caption #899

Comments on Alternatives [Add Comment]

There are 11 comments for this caption.

<guyPaulo> I felt it was time to bring back the ED.
<Carol> It is always with us in spirit. Bravo on the National Geographic reference! It gets more and more difficult to come up with a new thing about tigers.
<Kumiho> I was wondering what happened to ED.
<ElvisThePelvis> I keep a little jar of ED on my desk. People tend to not question your decisions when you could possibly fling shit at them...
<Kumiho> Elvis you are a true monky
<mypalmike> As soon as I saw "My wife's meatloaf", I knew it was going to be a guyPaulo E.D. classic.
<guyPaulo> One of the percs of writing all those ED caption is my ability to spell diarrhea correctly without a spellchecker. Well, except for blowing it in THIS particular caption, anyway.
<3Suns> When you're sliding into home,
And you feel a little foam,
Diarrhea! Diarrhea!
<guyPaulo> When you do a little dance,
And it comes out in your pants,
Diarrhea! Diarrhea!
<Axolotl> Diarrhea! Cha cha cha!
Diarrhea! Cha cha cha!

<Kumiho> Petmo Bismo, fur what ails you.

Add a comment about this alternative caption:
Name:
Vote: What this means
Comment:


Click the monkey to post